.

I swear I used to be more interesting

[sygol]

[chemicalico]

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

[eatthekidsfirst]

friends with consequences

[couchnapping]

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

[couchnapping]

it's the next thing

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[messican133]

There is no Love on that island

[visenyaism]

Elf on the shelf where everything is the same except the elf is a 9-foot tall illidan stormrage

[swampgallows]

[darkspaceboytoy]

One day I will be your early 30s mutual. Take my hand and come with me

[nintooner]

for a better tomorrow

[psxgfx-deactivated20180706]

this man was really just in this public bathroom with his girlfriend on speaker phone and she’s like “what are you up to” he’s like “I’m taking a shit baby” absolutely appalling this might be the last straw for me I really might attack this man

[psxgfx-deactivated20180706]

literally I feel like a wild chimpanzee right now

[ixtaek]

[puddox]

[ovur]

I won't ever get over the removal of headphone jacks, or micro sd slots, or cd drives. I won't. Fuck everyone and everything

[degeneracygenerator]

this is the post of all time to me

[thesexiestselkie]

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[00000066]

[shock-micro]

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks