.

I swear I used to be more interesting

[yayculture]

let's all have fun because it's better than not having fun

[ispyspookymansion]

[cryptotheism]

The funniest thing you can add to any piece of media is a boy detective. Breaking Bad needed a 13 year old child who goes around looking for clues to the caper and whatnot.

[aflo]

Hank

[couchnapping]

[ashenmind]

one of humanity’s oldest hobbies is underestimating how dangerous holes are

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[ordr]

Thanks for sexualizing peoples trauma fuckhead

anytime

[hexbugswallower]

Ants have the most badass lives of anything in the animal kingdom, life as an ant is like warhammer

[hexbugswallower]

Wake up in enormous underground cyberpunk metropolis

Venture outside with your ant buddies to forage scraps from an incomprehensible civilization of alien gods (each one several times larger than the city you've spent most of your life inside) for the glory of your GodMomEmpress

Get attacked by a platoon of soldiers from a rival megacity, they're an offshoot of your species except like twice as big (basically orks) and like 10% of them are genetically modified supersoldiers with wings

Luckily, you've been engineered from birth to spit acid so you and your antfriends successfully defeat the rival ants and their winged miniboss

Die from getting stuck on a jolly rancher

[moss-cliff]

[elliot-amy]

[ireneakihabara-deactivated20250]

im saying this everyday

[gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe]

[ponyboyfaceshopping]

[valtsv]

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

[angelicguy]

[oneheadtoanother]

@hushpuppy_art

[merchantarthurn]

happy april foold everyone did you know about………………… bofa

[merchantarthurn]

haha… bofa them 

[devious-buffoon]

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

[deadelated]

Drunk as hell flying a zeppelin because it doesn't count as operating heavy machinery

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I say old chap that airship is flying dreadfully close to the- OH DEAR SPROCKETS!!!!!

[medievaljournalist]

theres evidence jesus was an orc. with a battle axe and everything. and green as fuck as well

[keposhka]