Social life replacement. Broken English ahoy!

I reblog stuff. That's about it.

[crazysodomite]

their love is so powerful that they can show me cartoons for free

[junewild]

incredible innovations on the beverage front

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[number-one-toku-robot-lover]

Literally any show can be improved by adding more older women. Not many know this, but it’s true.

[aubtala]

ink animation based on my two rabbits and their ways of interacting

[steampunkforever]

I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

[kraken17]

"That is Signal, the Last Follower of the Old Law."

[so-much-for-subtlety]

some kind of amphibious two-stroke engine

[soulspark]

[wattse]

💞💕❤✨💖💗 stupid fucking bullshit 💗💖✨❤💕💞🥰😍

[warren-keplers-funk-band]

attack for @wattse (wattse)

[rybieradio]

Mama balloon dogs and the balloonlings

[postarie]

[tallspookylady]

teamwork makes the dream work

[normaloperafan]

She's so real

[saltoncity]

im not addicted to pillow & blanky in fact i can get out of bed any time i want

[squeakitties]

still thinking about the apparent 2006-2007 epidemic of rabid swarms of wii remotes descending on helpless televisions like locusts

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

wii sports was invented by nefarious television manufacturers to break people's televisions

[puppygirllaika]

What a very funny joke that definitely did not happen because Nintendo definitely did not buy up almost a third of the shares of the top five TV manufacturers in the time between the announcement and release of the Wii, shares which definitely didn't skyrocket in value over the next two years due to an increase in flatscreen sales, nearly half of which independent analysts attributed to people replacing damaged TVs with newer, more expensive models from electronics stores that relied on high-pressure sales tactics to upsell people and get them to buy more expensive models on credit which they couldn't actually afford.

[scribefindegil]

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving