Memõrie

Literally a mess. but an entertaining one at least!

[incorrect2ji]

Jihoon: We need to talk about your professionalism.

Joshua: [standing on chair] Those are some mighty brave words for a guy standing in lava.

[sappyseungkwan]

Dokyeom: What time is it?

Hoshi: I don't know. Pass me that saxophone and I'll find out.

Hoshi: *blows saxophone loudly*

Woozi, distantly: wHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT 4AM?!

Hoshi: It's 4 am

[catchymemes]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[meta-xylene]

[asspostate]

miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at

[children-of-bast]

Peanut Butter wants to explore but also wants to stay inside his warm blanket.

[purrfectsquad]

Volume up to hear him purring

[bodecats]

HIS NAME IS PEANUT BUTTER

[incorrectsvt]

Jihoon: Am I in hell?

Jeonghan: No, Jihoon. If you were in hell, you’d be on a throne and the devil would be packing

[jasmine24715]

Why Woozi look like a South Side Serpent in the “Call Call Call” video tho…

[oc-worm-appendage-deactivated20]

Jihoon: WOnwoo help me! I'm feeling!

Wonwoo: Feeling what?

Jihoon: FEELINGS!

[incorrect-seventeen-17-quotes]

Woozi : *falls*

Woozi : I suppose I’ll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

[incorrect-seventeen-quotes]

Hoshi : Woozi, in your professional opinion, how would I die?

Woozi: Murder. Gangland style execution. We never find your head.

S. Coups : That’s a shame.

Vernon : *Silently raises finger in question*

Woozi: You slip in a tub.

[incorrectk-popquotes]

Woozi: Since practice ended early, you can all use this time to clean up the dorms. Look at this place: Half-eaten food, crumpled tissues, pictures of your families...

Hoshi: What's wrong with pictures?

Woozi: If you love someone, you'll remember what they look like.

[incorrectk-popquotes]

Hoshi: Woozi - he was here. I can feel it.

Wonwoo: Woozi hasn't been here.

Hoshi: Smell that?

Wonwoo: Smell what?

Hoshi: The room - it smells like bitterness and Chanel No. 5.

[zouchu]

“Jihoon is a really nice person underneath the part of him that hates everyone.”

— Seungcheol, probably

[maverlok]

So if my students finish a quiz/test early, I ask them to draw me stuff on the back (partly so those who need more time are less self-conscious about still having the test out, partly because fuck yeah, pictures), and it may be the single best decision of my career.

In the past couple of weeks, I’ve told these kids that (a) the Romans believed there were demons in their public toilets and (b) the word for “janitor” comes from “ianitor”, which means “(door) guard”.

So now I’m getting drawings of superhero janitors taking on toilet demons, and it’s so beautiful.

[maverlok]

Aaaaand today a student showed me a video of himself lighting a fire in his toilet while chanting the conjugation of the word “to be”.

He said he wanted to recreate the ancient toilet demons, and I have concerns.

[interrobang-incorporated]

K… but why conjugations of to be?

[maverlok]

My students kept forgetting how to conjugate esse, so I turned it into a rhythmic chant that I had them say over and over. The problem is that when you chant ANYTHING in Latin it sounds like you’re summoning a demon, which they decided was awesome, so uh. Now I’ll just be randomly walking through the hallway and hear voices chanting, “sum es est! sumus estis sunt!”

I’m 99% sure my colleagues think I’ve started a cult.

[kianahsaro]

Keep doing what you’re doing. I’m sure everyone will turn out all the better for it.

[exit-ariel-deactivated20170607]

Fun Fact: Apparently Oscar Wilde was 6’3”, which in the 1870s would have been the equivalent of like 6’7”-6’9” tall. He was so ridiculously huge and awkward that one of his friends described him as looking like a “great white caterpillar.” That is all.

[theflowofink]

When his lover’s father ( one of the founding father’s of boxing as a sport) showed up to kick his ass, Oscar stood up, pulled a gun and said something like  “I don’t know what the Queensberry rules are, but the Oscar Wilde rule is to shoot on sight.” 

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

The more I find out about Oscar Wilde the more delighted I am.