No Hetero Tho

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[kingofthehillcaps]

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[dandraco]

This is… the exact opposite of that dark souls gif

[rhymeswithgurt]

I don’t think it’s possible to adequately state how fucking ballsy and skilled this player is considering the EXTREMELY specific timing of that dodge and catching the spear attack WHILE TAUNTING BETWEEN EACH THROW

[bodmanford]

[awkward-tension]

I’m wheezing

[surprisebitch]

Big Dick Energy

[ja-khajay]

[intriga-hounds]

a prince is crowned a King…

[gentlealien]

the Gentle Alien receives their birthright and is connected to the lifeblood of the lands

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[hydro-homies]

The most stressful part of every vacation

[weloveshortvideos]

Kmart deserves commercial of the year

[breadwolf]

OH THEY’RE SAYING GAS

[mis3rybiscuits]

Saw the opportunity and didn’t let it pass them

[vacillating-bpd-queen]

[mothman-pseudanthium]

[pathfindernerds]

“I just feel so dead inside…”

“Dead inside, you say? I know something that might just work”

[pr1nceshawn]

[cheshirecodeless]

…But why do you need an object to go to the bathroom? Does it unlock the magic bathroom door?

[jumpingjacktrash]

a hall pass is a thing you can show to school staff to prove you’re wandering the halls with your teacher’s permission, not skipping class. once upon a time it was a piece of paper, but people kept losing those, so around the time i was in high school, teachers started taping the school-issued cardstock hall pass to things like blocks of wood, plastic flowers, and plush toys, to make them harder to lose.

apparently it wasn’t enough.

[bushy-haired-know-it-all]

Also people would steal them so they could have a get out of jail free card if they got caught skipping class.

It’s a little bit easier to find a stolen giant pencil than it is to find a stolen hall pass

[daemonmatthias]

This is eaxctly why hall passes have gotten so extreme.

[helloitsbees]

this is fucking surreal and only adds more weight to my theory that the american public school system is (barely) held together by a dark and arcane magic

[cherie-creme-deactivated2020012]

Also a fact

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

me when i am listening to modern POP MUSIC (bad!): 

“hm… not good!”

me when i am listening to RECONSTRUCTED BRONZE AGE LURS:

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

this is a cropped pic of a nordic bronze age petroglyph of guys around a sun wagon and everyone on here who saved this image and just uses it flippantly as a funny little dancing guy is literally going to be visited by powerful spirits in their sleep and taught a serious lesson

[coolxatu]

his name is oreo

[unicornlordart-deactivated20190]

So apparently when the original zelda got released, this magazine thought Link was a redheaded girl

[this-is-for-tagging]

@lesserknownwaifus

[birdnormal]

show me the roundest cat

[foolishdeadbeat]

[iameverysparklywoman]

I feel like a lot of lesbians aren’t as stupid as they seem they’re probably just insecure. Like the idea of someone dating them is so surreal that they hear someone saying “I would date you” and they go like “this would make sense if this was literally anyone else but I, personally, am unloveable so there has to be some other meaning”

[greenteacology]

when you accidentally touch your straight friend’s hand and immediately apologize and she looks at you like “what are you apologizing for?” and you can’t explain that internalized homophobia makes you worry that straight girls are always uncomfortable around you so you just awkwardly laugh

[quacktales]

[vaporwavevocap]

Good post.

[blind3dbylight]

Donald Duck finally gets some goddamn recognition around here.

[tracer-isms]

reblog if you love and respect Donald Duck in your house

[starrose17]

I was so totally not aware that people didn’t know that being sorted into Houses was a real thing in UK schools. It’s not something made up just for the Harry Potter world, it’s a real schooling system, I was in the St George House at my school and everyone had the same attitude to Prefects as everyone in the HP world did to Percy Weasley I can assure you.

[askcosplaysenpai]

how do you get the hat to talk

[lunabellie]

We had them in my high school here in Australia and let me tell you I wish we didn’t

[ayellowbirds]

i’m torn between my feelings about OP’s statement, and my feelings about your school’s officially sponsored raunchy furry artwork

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“Fifty points from Sexy Muscular Lion House, Potter…”

[bunjywunjy]

wow, that shark-man really does just have abs all the way up

[nature-travel-photography]

A rare spring time sight in the desert: blooming purple prickly pear cactus! Big Bend National Park, Tx [oc][4690x7023] - pierceingramphotos