UltimateTsundere

Kat/Kenta | Genderfluid | Ace | Autistic | Any and all pronouns are ok

[petkota]

so this happened to me today

[jeegoo]

fucked up some bird tried to steal your car like that

[teashoesandhair]

He’s not stealing, he’s robin

[elodieunderglass]

(Clasping your shoulder gently)

You’re right. And he looks like a real tit doing it too

[whitepeopletwitter]

[scientifichubris]

Mad scientists will be like "I know a place" and then strap you onto the autopsy table

[cunt-inent]

only an autopsy if you're dead... please use the proper name for my vivisection table

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

Just cried while smoking weed thinking about misogyny… Fuck… It’s so shit… Women deserve the world……

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

No fucking way

[mudaxolotl]

phoenix wright moments before being devoured by crabs

[mudaxolotl]

tragic accident on the baby slide

[retrogamingblog2]

Polly Pocket Animal Crossing Posters made by LilliAnimation

[omghotmemes]

Finally.

[victorywithseaandsun]

Important follow-up

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[memeclassheroes]

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Hello important information!!!

Bread is NOT part of a skeleton's natural diet and feeding it to them can make them sick. Instead try: coins from countries that no longer exist, dead batteries, ballpoint pens, or brass buckles. These are much closer to what skeletons eat in the wild :)

[mctreeleth]

I live in a coastal region and I generally feed the local skeletons with broken seashells collected during low tide, which are high in calcium and other natural minerals. Very occasionally, such as for celebrations such as last night's solstice, a shard of broken ancient pottery makes a great treat, but be careful, as these are sometimes cursed, and may cause issues for some skeletons.

[gothiccharmschool]

Our local skeletons really like corks. And they go bonkers over tinfoil, but I haven’t been able to find solid info on if it’s a safe treat for them or not.

[robotsandfrippary]

The ones out here keep eating each other and I’m not sure what that’s about but it can’t be good.  Anyone else having this problem with their local skeleton population?  

[fullyfunctionalminiaturebeehive]

They need calcium! I'd take a leaf out of mctreeleth's book and let them nibble some tasty seashells. If you live way inland, your local feed store should have oyster shells (for chickens,) or you can give them egg shells from your breakfast : )

[mariopowertennis]

YOU HAVE ENTERED

RADICAL SATURDAY

[cynical-werewolf]

Today’s Friday, though.

[sketchlock]

[tikkety-tok]

[fishyandclintbarton]

Dear god, please unmute this, i'm begging you 🤣🤣

[pointnclick]

im going to post old cat images now

ceiling cat

monorail cat

long cat

the OG can i haz cheezburger cat

the lesser known graphix cat

invisible bike cat

my planet needs me cat

cat with the gat

[raspberylicious]

I get so mad when I make a dad joke and then say how I’ll make a great dad someday and people tell me that I can’t be a dad because I’m a girl. Listen, I make the dad jokes so I’m allowed to be the dad.

[sizvideos]

[thelogicalghost]

I don’t care why, this is hysterical.

[bettsplendens]

This is the best kind of prank.

No scares, no injury, no property damage, just confuse the hell out of someone.

[knifexwife]

Happy Pride y'all

[sexhaver]

thoughts on ?

fuck it thoughts off

[aforest2006remaster]

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

[aforest2006remaster]

you know… these guys

[fanotastic]

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

[citrineghost]

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

[lonevarg]

@fanotastic more worms

[fanotastic]

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

[fanotastic]

Fuck you guys.

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

My fellow fuckers, I present you-

384

[fanotastic]

Happy Pride Month

The worm curtain is GAY