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[senatii]

Popped off so hard I came back to tumblr to post it

[servuscallidus]

I'm going to *remembers suicide is often not a desire for death itself but rather an attempt to radically change one's life because the current state of being has become unbearable but the person can't think of any way to change it other than death* kill myself

[everythingfox]

Genius

[aniseandspearmint]

I love it when pets do the thing where they've clearly figured out that certain steps result in an outcome, but they can't quite DO it themselves.

The cat understands that their food is in this container, and that their human gets it, and brings it to the dishes, and then there's food.

But having no thumbs has prevented them from their triumph.

[mala-taste]

I on the other hand love that he insists on using the bowl even though he could probably just rip/chew a hole in the bag.

Which indicates that he's probably not quite sure WHICH of the steps are crucial so he's earnestly repeating them all.

(kids do this too - it's called overimitation and there are experiments on it.)

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

An attempt was made.

[joeyclaire]

you know what’s crazy. you can do just about anything

[joeyclaire]

like this is totally allowed

[guerrillatech]

[yossyislandd]

[creatingblessings]

[crimsonflowerz]

hey! if you're a fat bitch who can choke me with your thighs, then i have a message for you😍😵‍💫:

i am stuck in a cave in new mexico. i am fading . there is something in here with me. 34.9727° N, 105.0324° W

[kaijuno]

old fb uploads of concerts will always send me

[american-boyboss]

[pangeasoftware]

[taiyoufu-deactivated20230521]

This man can’t be fixed. I can fuck him though. Maybe that will calm him down.

[jaegerisim]

Me showing my mutuals from one fandom a blorbo from another fandom knowing damn well they dgaf:

[nylonlion]

before and after

[falloutgayaf]

You BAKE MIETTE?

[mclennonyaoi]

i hate australian people they need a dumb fucking nickname for every single word. can’t even get in a car accident without some australian asshole coming up to you and saying “oh gotcha self in a carblammy there aintcha mate” kill yourself and go to hell

[mclennonyaoi]

fuck off are you serious?

[mclennonyaoi]

oh my god

[mclennonyaoi]

how do you have 2 silly words for a car crash

[despazito]

Do you still have the original “Serf’s Up” image? It haunts my dreams.

[sacred-portal]

[sioltach]

watching a video on brewing Mesopotamian beer and look at this orange man (his ass cannot guard the barley)

[loth-catgirl]

[c-53]

[c-53]