"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Monterey Bay Aquarium
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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tannertan36
dirt enthusiast
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Not today Justin
cherry valley forever
ellievsbear
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
noise dept.
$LAYYYTER
Kiana Khansmith
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
will byers stan first human second
i don't do bad sauce passes
PR's Tumblrdome
Keni
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@rat-detector-335
I have a deep obsession with rats but I can’t have them again because their lifespans are so short and it destroys me emotionally. So I just look at pictures online and live vicariously through other rat owners. And talk about the rats I used to have enough to make everyone around me uncomfortable.
My turnip says hi to your turnip
Note to self, edit that out in the final version. The Vampire Lestat 3.01
I had to do this guys
wait...if you're manipulating me, and im manipulating you, then who's interviewing the vampire?? 😱
all-timer daniel molloy questions:
1. did you eat the baby?
2. are you schizophrenic, louis?
3. and then what?
4. fuck, man, are you the zodiac killer?
5. YOU BOTH FUCKED LESTAT?
Human Perry Poll ✨
Doofenshmirtz Poll ✨
A Sexy-man you say? Get the inside scoop on Phineas and Ferb’s double enty into Tumblr's biggest event of the year
Nemesis turned MORE. Heinz Doofenshmirtz and Perry the Platypus (human) shock and amaze at this year’s Tumblr sexyman competition. Both were nominated, and now both compete. We sit down with these two fascinating men to learn more about this prestigious competition.
Q. WHAT IS THE TUMBLR SEXYMAN COMPETITION? Heinz: It’s been around for years now. Once a year, Tumblr users -these are a specific type of internet user- can nominate men, and if they get picked to compete, they get pitched together in a set of polls. Winners get pitted against each other until one remains. Last year, I made it to the finale, but I lost to Grunkle Stan from Gravity Falls.
Q. DO TUMBLR USERS EVEN KNOW WHAT THE WORD SEXY MEANS? Heinz: HEY! How RUDE! You- Perry: (interrupting) Whether a person is sexy or not is a matter of taste, not a matter of fact.
Q? …AND THE PEOPLE ON TUMBLR HAVE EXCELLENT TASTE? Perry: Yes. Heinz: I’m not so sure. I DIDN’T WIN, LAST YEAR!
Q. SO YOU ARE IN IT TO WIN IT? Heinz: I love a good competition! We’ve only just started, but so far I seem to be doing well. Nothing feels as good as crushing the competition into a fine mist before moving on to the next
Q. AND YOU, PERRY? Perry: I’m only in the first round and already struggling, but I don’t mind. Once I am out, I get to chill out in my hammock and watch him (Heinz) win. If I make it to the second round, that would be great, but I don’t expect anything.
Q. AREN’T YOU USUALLY A PLATYPUS? Perry: (whilst clamping his hand over Heinz’s mouth.) My canon platypus appearance usually gets nominated for the sexy-furry competition. I got second place last year. And yes- I know Kermit is competing in the sexyman competition, but he’s not furry. He is a frog and also a muppet. My human appearance has gained traction on Tumblr and Ao3 over the last few years. There is plenty of fanart and fanfiction where I am human. For the PnF fandom and the Perryshmirtz shippers, this competition is a fun way to let more people know it’s out there.
Q. AND YOU ALWAYS LOOK THE SAME?Perry: No. No, I do not.
Q. AND IF YOU WIN? Heinz: I will use my newfound sexy powers to TAKE OVER THE ENTIRE TRI-STATE-AREA! VOTE FOR ME! DOOFENSHMIRTZ FOR SEXY MAN 2025! (It’s 2026)DOOFENSHMIRTZ FOR 2026- Man, where does the time go? Really? Is it 2026 already?
Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents house
real yearners
cucumber
REBOG TO CURSE THE PECE OF SHIT BASTURD WILIAM C HOOKER
I HOPE THIS BASTART IS FUCKING RODDING IN HELL RIGHT NOW ERTERNALLY BEING RIPPED APART BY RATS
as payback for taking care of dokusonmaru ruri gifts anri two front row concert tickets. anri knows mika is a big ruri fan so she invites her. this is one of mika’s first night outs without seiji, and during one of ruri’s most queer-coded songs (she has a few) anri realizes that her feelings for mika never really went away, and she is looking at her new face bathed under the lights, but she is still there somewhere, the real mika shining through the glimmer of her eyes
ok note to self i gotta leave the house regularly so that i dont feel like im slowly transforming into an evil fucking shadow clone of myself
So as it turns out your sense of self doesnt exist in a vacuum. You gotta actually use it and bounce it off of other people like echolocation to see where you are as a person and shit. So if you dont regularly interact with other people the echoes just get weaker and weaker and before you know it your personality is a blurry fucked up fog clone of its former self. which it sucks because this makes it really hard to interact with people again but yknow
you met me at a very “every day looks the same and i don’t even notice the passage of time anymore” time in my life
you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression
