"I am the chief of sinners, I am the chief of sufferers also."

he/they/ey/em ~ transgender science bastard ~ full time academic ~ part time tragedy

[lugmilla]

this is a tasty little animation i found in the files of the pc game “pinky and the  brain world conquest” i put the frames together in photoshop to create this gif

[dr-alchemicrow]

the mad scientist who's a little confused but they got the spirit aesthetic.

[wedarkacademia]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it's healthy for academics to have professional feuds. enrichment activity

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Holy shit. "The demese ef the Ne'enderthels: Wes lengege a fecter?" published in the Science magazine

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

short but sweet

[jadewolf-photography]

Red-Eyed Tree Frog

Agalychnis callidryas Osa Peninsula, Costa Rica

[herpsandbirds]

[astrantiia]

Moon and Saturn 🌙🪐

[mad-girlslove-song]

the epitome of chaotic academia is coming up with outlandishly inappropriate mnemonic devices to memorize concepts that countless scholars have devoted their entire lives to studying

[epiph-annie]

Imagination is the highest form of research.

[sketchesfromghost]

November Self-Portrait.

[myjetpack]

My latest cartoon for New Scientist

[adhdbraingoburrr]

My science teacher writes a joke on this board every week, they are so bad that they are funny and I love it

[tuttopassamelohainsegnatolei]

Fire tornado soap bubble

[homopower]

This is that eldritch shit. Still here for it, though.

[mikeluciraphgabe]

Back in my day this shit would get you tied to a pole and set on fire

[the-haiku-bot]

Back in my day this

shit would get you tied to a

pole and set on fire

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[dialogic]

u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’

[apricops]

“it’s tempting to assume” is academic speaking for “you might think, if you’re a fucking idiot,”

[autsitic-correctness]

I fucking love these videos

[fyterx]

This is un-𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐-acceptable. The vending machine, ｂｒｏｋｅ, and robbed me of my 𝓉𝓌𝑜 𝓆𝓊𝒶𝓇𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓈 and now I can't work properly without my 𝓕𝓻𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓛𝓪𝔂𝓼™. I wanna (𝔰𝔦𝔯) speak to your manager (𝖘𝖎𝖗) 𝙞𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙮!

🅂🄸🅁, hello? Does somebody need a new prescription for their 𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬? I'm a security guard, not a vending machine guy.

Oh, 𝕛𝕖𝕖𝕫𝕖! I'm so-ɦօ sorry, if you're not the 𝓿𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓶𝓪𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 𝓰𝓾𝔂, then, 𝔴𝔥𝔬 𝔱𝔥𝔢 🄵🅄🄲🄺 𝔦𝔰? Because all I see is you ⓟⓐⓝⓢⓨ-⃝ⓐⓢⓢ 𝐛𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭-𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐬 loafin' around everywhere, like, are any of you NPCs programmed with 𝕒𝕟𝕪 bit of responsibility? 𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘 𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭?

What's a 𝚖𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚊ꜰᴜᴄᴋᴀ 𝔞𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔡 𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝖌𝖔𝖙𝖙𝖆 𝖉𝖔 to ⒼⒺⓉ ⓈⓄⓂⒺ 🅵🆁🅸🆃🅾-

[scr1ptkitty]

@primordialcore

[animalyears]

no offense but I heard the evil scientist say he likes studying me better than you

[boimgfrog]

Then why’s he up all night diluting my saliva? Check and mate.

[animalyears]

well IM getting moved to a separate chamber tonight so he can keep an eye on me. What about that?

[boimgfrog]

Please, he hasn’t even probed your mind yet. Besides, yesterday he told me that my blood diagnostics were, “abnormal” and “potentially hazardous”. How could you possibly compete with that?

[animalyears]

*telekinesis throws a soda can at your head* 

[boimgfrog]

How dare you!!! Evil Scientist!!! Evil Scientist they’re resorting to violence!!! I do not feel very enriched right now!!! I need a bandage and an IV of juice!!!

[animalyears]

this is exactly the behavior i’m talking about. You still need juice rewards and screens. I have evolved past these childish activities, I am a model experiment

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

*sounds of an evil scientist hurriedly scribbling down notes*

[pileof3pancakes]

they frickin killed each other

[blackqueernotables]

On Transgender Day of Remembrance, we mourn those lost to anti-trans violence, celebrate trans lives, and recommit to making the world safer and more just for trans people.