little gay boy emoji

matthew • 23 • he/him

[albertserra]

when kylie minogue said la la la. la la lala la. la la la. la la lala la.

[samlickereightyone]

MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????

[samlickereightyone]

he should’ve been at the clubbbbbb……..

[powerburial]

japanese man in a suit saying something in japanese while smiling and bowing

nintendo direct english voiceover: my coworkers will be killing me soon, so please look forward to that

[resurrectedteleport]

i <3 dicking around and doing fuck all

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

they wanted him dead for his sad brown eyes and his slut waist

[vernadskova-deactivated20230803]

i bet cavemen were doing some pentatonix acapella shit all the time

[v1leblood]

divorce is so funny. like never mind

[ratfuck]

I put a smell on you

[wyrmoftheweb]

I'm about to wii sports resort to violence

[bgm05]

Keep fucking that old man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[baaulp]

Me: snack time.

Puck the fairy dragon hiding in my fridge, about to throw magic dust that turns my eyeballs into brussel sprouts at me:

[slimetony]

i am the first guy to ever pull off a mcdonalds drive through run without coming to a complete stop and the guy at the window offered me a beer for the road

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

men's public bathrooms are fucking crazy even the bullet holes in the walls are filled with cum

[antimasculist]

frankensteins monster would love creep by radiohead

[batmanego]

take me down to paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are (remembers im playing at a gay bar on bear night) men

[infectiouspiss]

british people call boypussy blokehole btw

[tyaz]

I be like ''lord'' ''god'' ''jesus christ'' and the mfs dont even mean anything to me