Ratchet Cooking

Calling out all these nasties who post their ratchet food on Instagram, Facebook, and Tumblr.

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Go ahead. Add a little lemon. That will make it better.

[thesuperwhowhatnow-deactivated2]

Ahhhhhh it looked good and i got it and i was like “oh yay, visual yumminess” and i took a bite and i felt my intestines try and run away and my aspie was screaming “SPIT IT OUT! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT EXISTS IN THIS EVER EXPANDING UNIVERSE, SPIT IT OUT MAN!!! SPIT IT OUT!” But my brain was all like “maybe it will get better! Maybe there is hope!” And my aspie was like “THERE IS NO HOPE!!! ABANDON SHIP! SELF DETRUCT!! ABORT! SPIT IT OUT!!” And my brain was like “FUCK YOUUUUUUU” and i swallowed it (O_O)

[zowye-deactivated20170825]

#vegan hot #spicy #dark #cocoa to warm the #chocolate #fix made with dark cocoa a bit of a mix with #almond and #coconut milk @lovemysilk veey Yummy!

[ratchetcooking]

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There are some people in this world that deserve to be obese.

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This ratchet put a raw egg in this shit and claimed you'll get a blowie for making this crap.

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9 Followers Away From 100!

Thank you guys for making this page successful! I'd like to make this page more interactive by inviting all my followers to submit pictures of ratchet food to me. In case some of you guys didn't see, I also have a link on my page to Instagram that has more ratchet food not seen on here.

[raccoonteur219]

DO NOT eat a burrito that looks like a leukemia patient.

[ratchetcooking]

Restaurants getting real damn lazy these days. Helen Keller could pull together a better meal than this.

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"Lentil spaghetti bolognese with gluten dairy egg free pasta"

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OMG this is so wrong! #ratchet #ratchetcooking #nasty #nastyfood #badfood

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Reported and deported.

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Omg so true. All sorts of nasty plates on fb trying to talk it up like it was the best meal ever. People even posted pictures of left overs the next day! Just wait until Christmas...

[ratchetcooking]

No. No. No. No. Andddd No.

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Nuuhhhh. Can't just put salsa on white bread with shredded cheese and call it homemade "pizza". That poor child.

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Aw hell to the fucking NO! #ratchet #ratchetcooking #nasty #nastyfood #badfood #disgusting #disgustingfood #wtf