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@ratherrandomricky
you've gotta have friends who are older than you, not because you're a dumb kid, but because you'll be terrified of growing up otherwise
being the oldest person you allow yourself to know will eat holes in your brain and you'll start saying weird stuff
i feel like a lot of people would be more normal if they watched media for adults *remembers how those people act when a kids show protagonist has character flaws and imagines how they'd react to a grown-up show* uh i mean um good news i hear theyre bringing back little einsteins
Incredible tags
You're in her DMs, but she's replying to my comment with "^" indicating that she agrees and is implying that my idea needs no further explanation or discussion because it is self evidently true, axiomatic even. We are not the same.
A clique of 0.0000015% of the country is going to just unilaterally declare major human rights illegal in this country? Oh fuck no.
Fuck the supreme court. Fuck all politicians. I want a direct vote on everything, and if that vote reaches supermajority support it should be law. Two thirds, 66%, is the threshold for Byzantine fault tolerance, the mathematically strongest guarantee that a decision is the vote of The People in the presence of interference. Higher thresholds are completely unnecessary in a representative democracy.
69% of Americans want Roe to stay. That should make it law.
68% of Americans believe that marijuana should be legal. That should make it legal.
*89%* of Americans support raising the minimum wage. Why hasn't it been raised?
76% of Americans believe that members of Congress should be barred from owning shares in the publicly traded companies that they regulate. I think we know why *that* hasn't been passed!
We're not divided, not really. We are controlled by oligarchs deciding what we are *allowed* to vote on. No more. Votes for everything! Twothirds is enough!
May I suggest: Last Thursdayism as a solution to the Fermi Paradox
The Fermi Paradox: Despite the universe being billions of years old and having trillions of planets in it, many that no doubt could support life, we see no evidence of alien life anywhere.
Last Thursdayism: The belief that the universe came into being last thursday, All of the evidence for the universe being older than last thursday (including fossils, books, records, and your memories) also came into being last thursday, along with the universe.
why do they always show cranberries in thos big pits n its implied its wet and possibly swimmable. do cranberries really grow like that. wh
You’ve never heard of The Bog?
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EACH ADDITION TO THIS POST MAKES MY BLOOD RUN COLD
This is a cranberry bog (unflooded) it’s how cranberries grow. Once they’re ripe, the blog is flooded and the cranberries harvested.
Basically by using big floaty things to round them all up and then scooping them out of the water.
thank u. i hate it a little less but the horrible little man in my head is still screaming “BOG BODY BOG BODY BOG BODY”, but i appreciate the education,
oh here is a fun lil perspective on cranberry harvesting i never heard about anywhere else. the guy who owns the restaurant right down the road from the farm, who fries our chickens sometimes, is from Boston, with the strongest Boston accent ever, and in a former life before he started slinging reasonably priced barbeque and occasional organic chicken, he was a cranberry farmer.
His farm was on the leading edge of kinda using organic/sustainable pest control methods, and one of the things that they did to keep insect damage down was that they encouraged wolf spiders to live in the cranberry field, to eat the bugs.
This was all fine and good until they flooded the bog. Now, you don’t just like flood the bog and then go around it in a boat or whatever. No, you use hip waders to get in there and put the big floaty things where they go and get all the berries and such.
Well when you’re in the bog in hip waders, that makes you the tallest thing. Wolf spiders can swim a bit, but they don’t like it, so they’re, quite understandably, looking to climb out of the water onto a tall thing.
So yeah the first interview question he always asked potential cranberry bog harvester hires was “are you cool with spiders?”
“You’d be amazed,” he said to us, shaking his head a little, “how many guys would just straight lie. Like, you think I’m asking you that question to be cute? Nah man you’re gonna have like a hundred wolf spiders trying to climb your eyebrows, you gotta be chill, those wolf spiders are fellow employees. You really gotta be chill with spiders if you’re gonna work a cranberry harvest.”
happy international workers day to the cranberry bog spiders
I want any cranberry farmers reading this to know, really truly know, that “are you cool with spiders” is not a specific enough question for this situation.
#wolf spider in overalls saying it aint much but its honest work
Imagine having to go to these lengths to 'prove' a kinda popular man shot you with proof that has been available to the public the entire time people have been accusing you of making the whole thing up.
CW: Disturbing images of gunshot wounds.
"I could fix him" whatever. I could beat his ass.
my favorite tease is "ok [noun]boy" it's just so good
Not only will I defend bi men, but I will also ferociously make out with them
I extend my hand like a mob boss and allow you to kiss my ring but when you lean closer you see it's one of those glo-in-the-dark spider rings you win at arcades
*godfather voice* you disrespec me... and eat my spooky spida ring, which cost me 50 tickets at funtime arcade and pizzeria... vinny, hit her with da sticky hand
Frankenstein’s monster being called just “Frankenstein” is actually poetic justice on a meta scale. Oh, so you’re going to reject your son/creation for fear of God and his hideousness?? You won’t give him a name and only call him “Creature”?? Well everyone forever is going to only remember him by your family name.
How’s that feel Victor?
someone needs to invent a new shape. I’m so tired of the ones we have. square circle triangle… snooze fest.
we got the truncated great icosahedron if you'd like
Today shall now henceforth be Truncated Great Icosahedron Tuesday.
Sure, might as well be.
Konami "we fired several of the greatest game developers in history cause they wouldn't make us gatcha" VS Square "we sold several entire studios and some of our most influential western IPs of all time to buy crypto" Enix.
These empires grew from nobody startup studios decades ago and now they implode in on themselves just as the indie market surges back.
The rodents inheriting earth from the dinosaurs
