My Official Page!

Hello! I am Rat, though you can find me at @jrwi-rambler! Basically just everything that isn’t jrwi gets reblogged here. Just here for a good time

[moximousmaxing]

the world’s worst polycule is on the hunt for a Druid. One of them is a druid

[gh0st-s0da]

I haven't finished this oneshot yet bc I was listening with my friends and we got interrupted-- but I managed to draw this during it anyway lmao

[hahaweevil]

[i-will-eat-your-lawn]

I actually loved 1D10T… I just have a soft spot for suicidal war criminals who are annoyed by everyone around them. Also the most ironic fucked up found family is involved.

[localmochasquid]

[not-a-smartass-just-a-nerd]

new favorite reaction image just dropped

[zac-oyama]

[were--ralph]

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

[were--ralph]

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

[were--ralph]

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

[were--ralph]

CAST NOW

[trynottodrown]

[meglyman]

Mimic Octopus has had enough of Dancing Crab’s shenanigans

[bugcthulhu]

darn dancing crabs and their jazz crab hands

[blue-bower]

‘HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY H-“ “NO”

[batchygyo]

i cant control my hand suddenly

[dragon-wolfie]

i am legally obliged to reblog this every time i see it

[abominationcreations]

DCC doodles ~✨ (Because there are far too many things about this series I want to draw)

There's some later book mildly spoiler-y ones under the cut

[that-art-cat]

Dungeon Crawler has rotted my brain

[sandgrassbagel]

carl who has done so many insane and dangerous and brutal things but who was red in the face with nerves about singing karaoke in a bar. carl who literally ripped off a man's arm with his bare hands and had the message passed along that that was just a deposit, but who said florin was intense when he first met him. i love him so much

[hasegremlin]

Old man experiences normal teenagers' normal hobbies

[ohaubergine]

🎥@mttztrading

[mandatalks]

I just had the best encounter with a child at Kmart. I was in the aisle shopping, and this girl and her dad come around the corner. The girl sees me and excitedly exclaims “There’s a human here!!” to which the father replied “Yes, there’s humans everywhere.”

[mandatalks]

It has officially been one year since I met aliens at Kmart and the Kmart in question no longer exists.

[karimitic]

The Aliens took the K-Mart back home with them?

[holeodemony]

THAT WAS MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Literally me!!! Little girl!!! That was me!!! (I’m a guy now but that was me!!!)

Okay for context, long story short,

Our family is really weird. Really weird. We’re not aliens (at least not that I know of although it’d explain some things) and yet I was a weird kid. Normal autistim child. Mom says that I called everyone ‘humans’ which is really funny — shes always told me that humans are humans, and yet you dont have to be human to be a people (example: cats, bunnies, dogs, et cetera — not human, but still people). Aka mom never corrected me because i was right. Of course she also calls humans humans because we are. I still call people humans but yes. Back to story. Went off topic there.

A long while back, like maybe five years ago, I asked mom if I’m anywhere on the Internet, because given how weird our family is, that wouldn’t be surprising.

She replied that yes, she believes so, because she found a tumblr post that happened earlier that day mentioning an alien encounter in K mart. This exact post.

When she saw it, she was really confused, because wait. My child. With my husband (who transitioned a few years back so is now my other mom!!!). Earlier today. At K mart.

She checked with mom and yes, that interaction did happen, they laughed about it and went about their day. When she told me about this a few years back, she didn’t remember what store, only that it doesn’t exist.

Finally, it recently circulated in conversation again, and since mom remembered the name I have found the post!!!

TLDR; I’m the alien, and hi :) we’re doing fine

[shiftshapeing]

[kumakuma-circus]

revival yu has so much love and joy and whimsy in his heart. 💖

[what-even-is-thiss]

Kids sitcom about a group of friends where all of them are a part of secret magical or superhero based underground society that don’t know about each other and they all think that the others are ignorant normies that they have to protect from their magical shenanigans.

[what-even-is-thiss]

The witch kid, the superhero sidekick, the cryptid hunter, and the half fairy kid are all unknowingly trying to hide the same talking cat from the principal of their school and the talking cat doesn’t tell any of them about each other because it’s currently getting many extra helpings of treats in exchange for its silence.

[what-even-is-thiss]

During the episode where they all find out about each other’s secret lives there’s obviously a slow look over to the cat who’s like “well you never asked. Anyways, completely unrelated but I’ve gotta go.”

[sistersorrow]

As more seasons pass, it's eventually revealed the rich kid who bullies the main cast is secretly child of some dark lord all the societies fear and eventually the bully works with the main cast to defeat them in the series finale or movie

[what-even-is-thiss]

Yeah I’m down for some 8th graders taking down the devil that’s good tv

[amratlovesjrwi]

JORT STORM BACKING TRACK FOUND IN CCOD FINALE I REPEAT JORT STORM BACKING TRACK FOUND IN CCOD FINALE

THIS IS INSANE NEWS. CROSSOVER OF THE CENTURY.