Oatmeal, sir

I have to get worse, i have chosen to get Worse

[dragon-wolfie]

I'm gonna yell this into the abyss but maybe someone will hear me.

If you've read one of my fics and go like "oh, this is a neat premise, i sorta want to write this idea/in this au"

Listen

Please, for the love of all that is good and holy, do it. Write it if you want to, i beg you, i wanna see someone that isn't me write it.

My reason for writing many things is that 'no one else did this, therefore if i want to see content of this au i must do it myself' so if someone else also makes that content it's gonna be like heaven to me. Just tell me abt it i guess, i would like to see.

Here’s my ao3 account - Dragon-wolf -  for reference

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

[mariopowertennis]

YOU HAVE ENTERED

RADICAL SATURDAY

[cynical-werewolf]

Today’s Friday, though.

[sketchlock]

[motherfuckingshakespeare]

A HANDY CHART FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE. NOTE THAT THESE ARE ALL THE INFORMAL AND YOU IS THE FORMAL SO LIKE YOU WOULD ALWAYS ADDRESS YOUR SUPERIOR/ OLDER PERSON/ SOCIAL BETTER WITH YOU BUT WITH YOUR BUDS YOU CAN USE THESE. 

[asharius]

I’m reading his Sonnets so thanks

[small-bambi]

Harrison Wood Hsiang

[dingbatblr]

@bleat-os

[toskarin]

you'll be torn open and laid bare.

hehe and then what

[transgenderization]

i love this gif im posting it everywhere today

[cracklet]

Punching Him Thursday

[michmach47-2]

excrutiatingly loud incorrect buzzer

[harveybwabbit92]

Max: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn’t see their reflection?

Sam: I’ve never considered it, but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue.

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[vampireautism]

there is an IMAGE in my HEAD and i cannot DRAW IT. hatred and rage.

[flowerflamestars]

there is a CONVERSATION in my HEAD and I cannot WRITE IT. rage and hatred

[ocean-stuck]

there is a VIDEO in my HEAD And i cannot ANIMATE IT. hage and ratred

[y2kbugs-moved]

There is a GAME in my HEAD and I cannot CODE IT. Ratred and hage.

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

there is a SONG in my HEAD and I cannot COMPOSE IT. haged and rate.

[gender-luster]

there is a MOVIE in my HEAD and i cannot FILM IT. raged and hate

[yahooo-official]

there is a CRAFT in my HEAD and i cannot BUILD IT. snage and snatred

[the-haiku-bot]

there is a CRAFT in

my HEAD and i cannot BUILD

IT. snage and snatred

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[ehlihr]

Some dgs doodle comics

[bucketofcrows]

honestly [action that is not explicitly sex related] is more sexual than sex <- sentences said by someone who is graysexual

[bucketofcrows]

like don't get me wrong i often think about fucking that old man. but sometimes you don't need to have sex to have sex. sometimes you can even have more sex per sex by not even having sex. do you see my vision

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[iamonlyperson]

The void and Eel concept pictures (deadlymelodic)

[keanuital]

[bruhita-deactivated20190224]

you wet idiot

[leona-jade-deactivated20200524]

Godspeed you! wet idiot

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

Welcome to Wet Beast Wednesday

[cheese24k]

[clambistro-deactivated20161211]

Ahh, it’s back

[julierthanyou]

i have disproportionately strong feelings about this.

[piksiew]

bacteriography portrait of Five Pebbles I made from yeast , mold , acrylic paints and other stuff i found