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@ratslayernv
She/Her 🏳️⚧️ / Slayer of rats, Marrier of mice / Experimenting with 5.24e DnD and heroforge
So far I've found tumblr better than bluesky, but I also exist there i guess
Mutuals DM me for instagram if you want :) I post selfies and shit
Not seeing as many trans women fucking pumpkin jokes this year is a recession indicator. We can't even afford pumpkins to fuck 😔
Nah this'll definitely get the amount of notes it deserves
MONESSEN, PA—Recreational cyclist Ethan Coseglia, 38, thoroughly explained the benefits of wearing $35 bike-riding socks to his friend Kevin
princess: [after just having read a bunch of lurid erotic fiction] maid, come here
maid: yes princess?
princess: maid, i need you to jerk me off
maid: .....
princess: right now, maid
maid: no, your highness. i am not doing that
princess: wh- im the princess! you cant say no to me
maid: yes i can, your highness. i am not doing that
princess: awwww man.. but all the fiction i was reading said i could do that
maid: i am afraid fiction is just that, your highness, fiction
princess: can you at least get naked so i can jerk off
maid: no. get some rest, princess, you have to dine with your 5 male suitors tomorrow
princess: no beautiful ladies???
maid: afraid not your highness
princess: oh my god i am never getting laid am i. fuck i hate my life can i abdicate the throne or something
maid: no,
princess: fuuuucckkkkkkkkk
FUCK I FORGOT TO MAKE IT RED
no fakes im my crew all my goons swallow cum
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You think we didn’t notice it after 13 years? You fucking bitch?
"Don't be ridiculous, Harry, how could I possibly cast a counterspell? I'm tapped out! I already used *all* of my mana. I'm sure a supercop like you can tell that all my lands are tapped. Go ahead, cast your big bomb. We both know you want to, and you know what, *I* want it too, I want nothing more than to see your Craterhoof Behemoth hit the board so you can win the game, because we're all friends here and friends help each other win!"
Magic the Gathering tip: you can be transgender
Swan Song My painting from the recent Secret Lair x Hatsune Miku set!
#brbchasingdreams
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Fact 1 - In MtG, Eldrazi are nigh-unkillable otherworldly titans capable of traveling between planes bent on perverting and destroying any plane they come into contact with.
Fact 2 - The meta narrative of MTG is that you, the player, are a planeswalker and all the creatures in your deck are actual representations of in-universe creatures you summon to do your bidding.
Conclusion - Every Eldrazi player is a fucking maniac who summons an unstoppable elder god to win a fist fight.
imagine you're a 1/1 soldier hanging out with your other soldier buddies and an opponent casts like a cyclonic rift and you're like "haha guys back to the hand we go!" and they all turn and wordlessly give you the saddest look and you notice they're all named something like stalwart protector or legion initiate and you're just named soldier, and your skin starts to feel really thin and your insides feel hollow, and the cyc rift is moving down the stack and players are passing priority, you realize you're not even human like the others you're just a soldier. and then someone force of wills the cyc rift, and you're back to being fine, you untap, you're declared as an attacker, but you're a little more hesitant than normal because you know when you die there will be no grave for you
This is the most real MTG post of all time cause I'll give you one guess which of these two cards was an absolute menace in standard and had to be banned and which one hasn't seen any play since getting reprinted
The dynamic of "scientist who wants to fuck the thing they're studying" gets exponentially better the further removed from the biological sciences you get.
Xenobiologist wanting to bang an alien is old news. Give me a programmer in love with his computer. Quantum physicist who gets horny when he gets to operate the partical accelerator. Do you understand
“egg [x5]”
ah. i forgor the photo, it seems
sometimes self care means giving your doppelganger sloppy.
Should Tumblr adapt the poll durations to include shorter time frames for immediate results? Say adding an hour option or even a 5 minute option for those questions where you just need strangers online to decide for you.
yes
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ohhh you don't want to regress? okay yeah i get it. *cuts your fruit up into little pieces* *holds your hand to bring you places* *only uses the sweet condescending voice on you* yeah i get it *orders for you* *buys you new plushies*
