Hurricane Dick Smasher.

Cat videos, food, nerdy shit, and politics . Pat 27, Pan/Poly, He/Him, Baltimore MD.

[bajn]

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

[actualsupreme-deactivated201503]

this is your only day to reblog this for a year

[hostileworkenvironment]

i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days

[brucespringsteen]

“this is as patriotic as I’ve felt in a long time” (source)

[ultralaser]

this is what i wanted, none of his words, just him getting wrecked on loop

[swan2swan]

I also forgot I had this queued for Freedom Day well GUESS WHAT KIDS

[snorlax-con-tetas-deactivated20]

Happy 4th!

[justbadpuns]

May the Fourth be with you! Here is a collection of some of my favourite Star Wars puns

[criticalsorcery]

It’s your turn to roll

[bpdkipland]

my favorite picture ever is the one that says “HELL IS FULL, BITCH” and then it has the national suicide prevention hotline on it. it makes me smile every time 

[bpdkipland]

THIS ONE!!!!

[bogfox]

I wonder who made these! I have this one saved:

[bitchstew-deactivated20240821]

Chaotic Good

[bpdkipland]

*slamming my fists on table* I NEED MORE!!!! MORE!!!!

[cozza-frenzy]

If anyone has the skeleton apologizing for triggering someone, I’d like that for my collection, please.

[catalystforameow-deactivated202]

Here!

Plus some more^^

[puddox]

[jeremiahprime]

This should be the only post on tumblr once the porn is gone

[catchymemes]

Risky boopness

[jumpingjacktrash]

a danger boop

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I park near an abandoned grocery store sometimes and a week or so ago this appeared there.

[aretalogue-deactivated20191015]

So, the creature is a full order of magnitude more frightening at night,

[creekfiend]

N O  T H A N K  Y O U

[oliver-sonntag]

[periperi-the-exotic]

she screm

[goodenoughforjazz]

[feraligatr]

[yourplayersaidwhat]

““Roll to shit pants!””

— - A Sorcerer Gnome when he saw a guard. They promptly used his giant shit to beat the guard.

[dontfeedthebabytigers]

insp. (x)

[islandpuffs]

@popotami , a heathen: “can I mix nesquik with water?”

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[hellboywearshotpants]

it’s better with water than with vodka

[artbarfunkel]

WHY ARE YOU CLOSED? WHY ARE YOU CLOSING YOUR DOORS TO THE PUBLIC? TELL US WHY

[celestial-keyblade-meister]

[sandandglass]

[closet-keys]

Booty shorts with two QR codes on the ass that lead to a PDF of The Communist Manifesto and a page where you can stream Scooby Doo

[sidewindervx]