Rattleboneses

[txttletale]

couple years ago i made a post listing a bunch of silly joke political ideologies and one of them was like "queer sex positive feudalism" and i was blissfully unaware that this basically describes the setting of vast swathes of the modern fantasy genre. Stop That

[rattleboneses]

Me when the Karrakin Trade Baronues

[evenworsefreak]

Consider

[rattleboneses]

I see your taxonomy and would like to raise you:

[evenworsefreak]

Consider

[rattleboneses]

I need everyone to know that I have been in fierce debate and discussion about this chart and it's axes for like fourty minutes.

[evenworsefreak]

Consider

[bodhi-devotee]

“you’re such a ray of sunshine!” thanks! one day i chose to act happy and then i kept choosing it over and over and over and over until the neurological pathways formed like desire paths in the thicket. i dug and clawed my nails into the grooves of my brain and carved out joy. i retouch it every day.

[demilypyro]

genuinely why the hell does anyone live in gotham

[demilypyro]

"oh the rent's cheap" girl they have demons and gangs and radioactive bullshit and literal curses out here. they should be paying ME just to EXIST near gotham. "low rent" my fucking ass

[rattleboneses]

I love that, through Batman, we have people realizing just what living near a modern city center is like.

[taxuram]

[rattleboneses]

We regret to inform the public that Robo-Ky has never once been polite in his entire existence

[rattleboneses]

Nothing could have prepared me for Steven Colbert's post-cancellation Monroe-Michigan-Public-Access-TV Appearance. The man is off the shits.

[roycohn]

i wish you guys could hear the noises i'm making. what the fuck is that thang

[rattleboneses]

It stares into my soul

[rexalogy]

[charl0ttan]

eebie wa aboowa!! bababababbaa

[cryptotheism]

I don't care if this doesn't fit your blog "theme"

Signal boost. Always reblog.

[spookyweaselbones]

[rattleboneses]

Finally, some good Public Access inspiration.

[autistic-evil-xisuma]

people always talk about evil clones like oooh a dark mirror oohh what if you saw what a cruel person you were/are capable of becoming. and well yes but what if you were the evil clone. what if you looked in the mirror and what you saw was so bright it blinded you. what if you had to know exactly how good you could have been.

[rattleboneses]

[siratonin]

"I CANT HANDLE THIS" *handles this*

[siratonin]

"I CANT TAKE ANOTHER DAY" *takes another day*

[freakoutgirl]

It's important to have one medium you are pretentious about and another medium that shows you also have dogshit taste

[rattleboneses]

Tabletop Role Playing Games vs Unnecessarily Skull-Themed Objects

[landmineblogging]

you are meant to change viscerally. before a seed can transform it must destroy itself. your shell will break apart & your guts will spill. you can't make the wine without crushing the grapes. don't die wondering

[landmineblogging]

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[oncce-againn]

how to remain gentle when your softness gets stepped on over & over again

[rattleboneses]

Sometimes you need to stop yourself from getting stepped on, and then piece the gentleness back together by using it on yourself.