Rat prince

Doing some new dumb shit at this very moment

[rattprince]

Hi welcome to my blog! my pronouns are he/him i am aro :3

I'll sometimes post art here but I do have a blog with exclusively art it is @ratts-art

more info under the cut

the fandoms i am in are: the magnus archives, the mechanisms, nevermoor, httyd (the books) and I dabble in the DCU but thats more of a passive interest

I have a fic on ao3 here

i am very firmly anti AI so rest assured that i will never use it in any of my art and if i accidently rb something AI lmk so i can undo that

fuck ICE and other such people (bigots, neo-nazis, racists, those sorts of people) they can fuck off and rot underneath our feet for all i care

I might add more to this later but thats it for now

[pansyfemme]

cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i’ve made my point

[riversideeeblr]

cant believe theres a game that makes me mentally ill whenever i think about it and its fucking called detective beebo

[hypotenussy]

EUGENE COLI? STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING EUGENE COLI GOD DAMN FOOL HOUSE COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT CEO OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING EUGENE COLI STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT EUGENE COLI I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP HOUSES WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME if i wanted to get into heaven and god said eugene colis waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down if i have to deal with eugene coli speaking one word in person on textbox in game not only will i close the tab i will delete my save file out of spite and have to replay the entire game again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive i dont even know why i hate him so much. he collects houses but i am just mad because i am angy he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham BETTER have had a house make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him paypal dot com slash IFuckingHateEugeneColi investigations not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his factory and i lost it where the fuck is eugene coli if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt crusty old man ill punch coli and his sad frail middle aged man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one fortune telling card he kept on him at all times simply saying Now You Fucked Up in ancient mapudungun im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point i hope theres a date given for when eugene coli or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone every day once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true houses

[mothpines]

Breaking news: Dominion stole priceless jewels from the louvre

[rebloglittlefella]

Friends, a little assist if you can. Does Detective Beebo have 'little fella' energy or no? I will so drop some Beebos here if so should any cross my dash.

[ivanfesco]

oh my god they werent lying

detective beebo is a banger. go play it now

[artemis-the-ghost]

I am playing detective beebo night at the mansion thank you tumblr

[cannibalise-the-citrus-fruits]

my favorite part of Detective Beebo is when he says "it's Beebing time" and Detectives all over the place

[rattprince]

Detective Beebo: Night at the mansion is so spiral coded

[itgetsbetter]

I'm a baby gay, only started seriously questioning September of last year and accepted my sexuality (bi) sometime in December. This is my first Pride Month! I told my group of close friends when I was questioning and they were super supportive during that time. Also came out to group of 14 online recently and everyone was really nice about it :) Not to parents yet but I'm working on it... so yeah, I think people are often kinder than we take them to be and it's been the best 9 monthes of my life since I've started questioning, feels like I finally has the opportunity to enjoy a side of myself I've been so blind to. Pride is amazing <3

big gay welcome to you, so glad you can feel free to explore this part of yourself!

[rattprince]

the number 9 and numbers ending in 9 are like an itch that need to be scratched.

[killerqueenmp3]

[laura-the-swarming]

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

[baleful-meat-worm]

purr

(why are tim and sasha alive? because i want them to be. next quastion)

[transgendercoolcat]

Each reblog = one wish my cat will overthrow fascism

[sparrowwings-trash-backyard]

"Am I still human?" I asked Mr. Slowly Stealing My Humanity Guy

[7-inches-of-satanic-panic]

alienfuckers on Erid after learning that the only alien on their planet is asexual