i'm gonna call the police and the army and my mum to kill you

tranny phanny since my brain was squishy (they/them)

[phan-tomthief]

they were in love here.

[amazingphil]

the great dan and phil arm wrestle of 2026

[ahappydnp]

god. they're gonna play the beginning of the pinof kiss and then RIGHT before they kiss on screen dnp are gonna come on stage going WOAH WOAH WOAH TURN THAT OFF and we're all gonna die aren't we

i don't like this new game where we hand deliver them fun new ideas to ruin our day

[diphowell]

something something your partner being able to see parts of yourself you can't

[pseudophan]

Watching philm club and I KNOW Dan and Phil talk about their problematic age gap behind the scenes : D

dan, in bed, twirling his hair: you know, we were born like four years four months and two weeks apart, which is basically four and a half years, which is kind of like five if you think about it, and half a decade might as well be a whole one with how fast time moves, so y—

phil, not paying attention: how old are you? 29?

dan: mmmphffhh im close say that again

[diphowell]

can we please get veronica and kath on the podcast. if for nothing else than to talk about their favorite gay waiters.

[mugboy]

im too tired to articulate pod thoughts

but this feels like his version of this

[danielhowell]

Addressing the Phil 2009 Leak https://youtu.be/GJALkvCPyYs

[reunitedinterlude]

stalk him until he loves you, right guys!

[fircyrk-na-kolkach]

positive affirmations

dan and phil are dan and phil

dan and phil are gay

you are gay

you will get through this podcast

it's a monday

you are hard

twitter isn't real

twitter can't hurt you

there is not a man in the room (besides your partner)

dan and phil are not in the corner of your room

dan and phil are not under your bed

you're a strong confident person and [ad placement]

[hereweareinthedark]

Dan and Phil: we had gay sex

phandom: ok

Dan and Phil: we kissed

phandom: cool

Dan and Phil: with cat whiskers

phandom: WHAT

[pinofautism]

i see Him

[icedteaforme]

POV you're dan and phil's stylist and you didn't do your research

[lizardsmp3]

oh no look out dan and phil you’re gonna smudge your whiskers!!!

[amazingphil]

we finally react to the peak cinema that is TWILIGHT on the pham tier! come glitter with us

patreon.com/danandphil

[blondephil]

actually so fucking funny to play gay chicken with your boyfriend on camera while pretending you’re straight. no one was doing it like them.

[userlesbian]

come with me :3