Gilderoy Lockhart. 1964-present.Â
A famous con artist. Best remembered for forgetting all about being a con artist.Â
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Gilderoy Lockhart. 1964-present.Â
A famous con artist. Best remembered for forgetting all about being a con artist.Â
Iâm not sure whatâs funnier. The fact that in HBP Harryâs thought process goes âHmm. Dracoâs ignoring me. He must be a Death Eater now. Nothing less than a secret deadly mission from Voldemort himself could be more important than our rivalry.â
Or the fact that heâs completely right.
i wonder when harry told ron and hermione that the dursleys used to make him live under the stairs
ron: iâm sorry you have to share my room we donât have much space
harry: thatâs fine i used to sleep under the stairs at the dursleys
ron: you slept where now?
*cut to the whole Weasley family dog piling on Ron to prevent him from somehow storming to Privet Drive to kick some ass*
Bold of you to assume they would stop him instead of join in
Harry Potter and the Time He Had To Stop A Family Of Nine Wizards From Storming Into A Muggle Neighbourhood To Kill His Legal Guardians
honestly the harry potter fandom is so wild like weâve all collectively refused to accept cursed child as canon but some college kids tell us hufflepuffs are particularly good finders and we donât even question it
I didnât truly get the whole âdeath of the authorâ paradigm until I watched the harry potter fandom collectively divorce JKR
#also itâs not just cursed child#itâs also all the slytherin kids branded evil#itâs about ending a series with babies ever after#writing an epilogue designed for baby boomers in a series aimed at millennials#itâs harry naming his kid after two abusers#itâs about claiming dumbledore is gay for Diversity Points#but in a movie series featuring his life#and featuring the one he loved#there wonât be a trace of it#itâs about casting an abuser then making excuses for it#when hp is the story of an abuse survivor#itâs about everything to do with the american magical community#from cultural appropriation to the sheer pain of the term âno majâ#sorry rowling#you started us off#but now#our city now
There was silence in the room, broken only by gentle thuds, as Hermione continued to throw books on to one pile or the other. Ron sat watching her, and Harry looked from one to the other, unable to say anything. The measures they had taken to protect their families made him realise, more than anything else could have done, that they really were going to come with him and that they knew exactly how dangerous that would be. He wanted to tell them what that meant to him, but he simply could not find words important enough.
The only part in the movies that was better than in the book
was feeling a bit nostalgic and I had to draw them at last :^)
iâm screaming someone used an AI predictive text trained on all 7 harry potter books to write a new chapter and itâs the funniest goddamn thing iâve ever read
iâm just sitting here dying of laughter thinking about McGonagall looking over Harry in first year like yeah the kid gets into some dangerous shenanigans but it always seems to be for a greater purpose and his heartâs in the right place and heâs so sweet and quiet usually, clearly he takes after his mother Lily thank goodness this is good this boy is goodÂ
and then dead ass one year later kid shows up to school crashing into a tree with his bestie in a flying car instead of just owling the damn school that theyâd missed the train and sheâs just like DING DONG I WAS WRONG
First Year: âI hope heâs like Lilyâ Second Year: âSweet fuck heâs James.â
harry, first year: oh my gosh, the forbidden forest sounds so dangerous! i'd better stay away from it.
harry, seventh year: so i'm having a barbecue in the forbidden forest, who wants in
Harry Potter as a teen comedyâŠ
maybe the best example of editing can portray a mood, tbh like this is really funny but itâs also just artistically amazing
i literally always reblog this because its soooo good
ALWAYS REBLOG.
Iâm crying. ALWAYS REBLOG.
snapchat, insta, and quidditch=games that gryffindor just canât lose.Â
amazing illos & hilarz captions created exclusively for SparkNotes by the awesome @sasmilledge
Neville Longbottom; We were all in the D.A. together. It was all supposed to be about fighting You-Know-Who, wasnât it? And this is the first chance weâve had to do something real â or was that all just a game or something?
spoiler alert: newt scamander is the sweetest cinnamon roll ever
james potter: who are you
harry potter: i'm you but with my mother's eyes
Today, @lilabeanz dared to ask the question, âWhat would life be like if our favorite Harry Potter characters had YouTube channels?â As these illos prove, the answer is, âHOW CAN WE MAKE THIS HAPPEN IMMEDIATELY, WHO CAN SET UP WIFI AT HOGWARTS, AND WHY DIDNâT WE EVER THINK OF THE WORD âGRYFFINDORKSâ BEFORE.â
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