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Hogwarts Class of 2015

[ravietta]

Gilderoy Lockhart. 1964-present. 

A famous con artist. Best remembered for forgetting all about being a con artist. 

[iamnmbr3]

I’m not sure what’s funnier. The fact that in HBP Harry’s thought process goes “Hmm. Draco’s ignoring me. He must be a Death Eater now. Nothing less than a secret deadly mission from Voldemort himself could be more important than our rivalry.”

Or the fact that he’s completely right.

[disneyprinceronweasley]

i wonder when harry told ron and hermione that the dursleys used to make him live under the stairs

[disneyprinceronweasley]

ron: i’m sorry you have to share my room we don’t have much space

harry: that’s fine i used to sleep under the stairs at the dursleys

ron: you slept where now?

[andthisisabitofboth]

*cut to the whole Weasley family dog piling on Ron to prevent him from somehow storming to Privet Drive to kick some ass*

[quinnzyy]

Bold of you to assume they would stop him instead of join in

[idontreallyknowwhatkindagirliam]

Harry Potter and the Time He Had To Stop A Family Of Nine Wizards From Storming Into A Muggle Neighbourhood To Kill His Legal Guardians

[hufflepuff-headcanons]

honestly the harry potter fandom is so wild like we’ve all collectively refused to accept cursed child as canon but some college kids tell us hufflepuffs are particularly good finders and we don’t even question it

[blaukrautsuppe]

I didn’t truly get the whole “death of the author” paradigm until I watched the harry potter fandom collectively divorce JKR

[fluffmugger]

#also it’s not just cursed child#it’s also all the slytherin kids branded evil#it’s about ending a series with babies ever after#writing an epilogue designed for baby boomers in a series aimed at millennials#it’s harry naming his kid after two abusers#it’s about claiming dumbledore is gay for Diversity Points#but in a movie series featuring his life#and featuring the one he loved#there won’t be a trace of it#it’s about casting an abuser then making excuses for it#when hp is the story of an abuse survivor#it’s about everything to do with the american magical community#from cultural appropriation to the sheer pain of the term ‘no maj’#sorry rowling#you started us off#but now#our city now

[elektranatchios]

There was silence in the room, broken only by gentle thuds, as Hermione continued to throw books on to one pile or the other. Ron sat watching her, and Harry looked from one to the other, unable to say anything. The measures they had taken to protect their families made him realise, more than anything else could have done, that they really were going to come with him and that they knew exactly how dangerous that would be. He wanted to tell them what that meant to him, but he simply could not find words important enough.

[frodo-sam]

[harrypotterfandomunite]

The only part in the movies that was better than in the book

[ikimaru]

was feeling a bit nostalgic and I had to draw them at last :^)

[bisexualahsoka-deactivated20180]

i’m screaming someone used an AI predictive text trained on all 7 harry potter books to write a new chapter and it’s the funniest goddamn thing i’ve ever read

[believeinprongs-blog]

i’m just sitting here dying of laughter thinking about McGonagall looking over Harry in first year like yeah the kid gets into some dangerous shenanigans but it always seems to be for a greater purpose and his heart’s in the right place and he’s so sweet and quiet usually, clearly he takes after his mother Lily thank goodness this is good this boy is good 

and then dead ass one year later kid shows up to school crashing into a tree with his bestie in a flying car instead of just owling the damn school that they’d missed the train and she’s just like DING DONG I WAS WRONG

[hermdoggydog]

First Year: “I hope he’s like Lily” Second Year: “Sweet fuck he’s James.”

[ravenclaw2015]

harry, first year: oh my gosh, the forbidden forest sounds so dangerous! i'd better stay away from it.

harry, seventh year: so i'm having a barbecue in the forbidden forest, who wants in

[just-a-skinny-boy]

[jenwunhui]

Harry Potter as a teen comedy…

[thriftedcardigan]

maybe the best example of editing can portray a mood, tbh like this is really funny but it’s also just artistically amazing

[polaroidxirwin-deactivated20180]

i literally always reblog this because its soooo good

[lisafer]

ALWAYS REBLOG.

[retvenkos]

I’m crying. ALWAYS REBLOG.

[sparkitors]

snapchat, insta, and quidditch=games that gryffindor just can’t lose. 

amazing illos & hilarz captions created exclusively for SparkNotes by the awesome @sasmilledge

[sunlitday]

Neville Longbottom; We were all in the D.A. together. It was all supposed to be about fighting You-Know-Who, wasn’t it? And this is the first chance we’ve had to do something real — or was that all just a game or something?

[asheathes]

[ravenclaw2015]

spoiler alert: newt scamander is the sweetest cinnamon roll ever

[ravenclaw2015]

james potter: who are you

harry potter: i'm you but with my mother's eyes

[sparkitors]

Today, @lilabeanz dared to ask the question, “What would life be like if our favorite Harry Potter characters had YouTube channels?” As these illos prove, the answer is, “HOW CAN WE MAKE THIS HAPPEN IMMEDIATELY, WHO CAN SET UP WIFI AT HOGWARTS, AND WHY DIDN’T WE EVER THINK OF THE WORD ‘GRYFFINDORKS’ BEFORE.”

See the entire slideshow exclusively on SparkLife!

[lila-jelly]

!! :)