I'm actually allergic to treenuts.

🧁 About me: 🧁 💾🔆 F || 30-something || USA || I reblog memes, art, cute things, pretty things, funny things, comics related stuff, LGBTQIA content, food, and anything else that catches my fancy || I try my best to not reblog misinformation, and usually delete those posts pretty quickly when I find out || Asks, messages, and tagging are turned off because of bots. 🔆💾

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

[memorycycle]

the handle of the jug being hollow so that some milk gets in it is genius because its a spot where they can just chill and not have to worry about fake social rituals and small talk

[mff-doom]

[jenlog]

this is from the 2000’s btw

[anarchopuppy]

Looks like @staff mistakenly censored this comic, which is an ironic and very funny thing to happen

Here it is again. You might want to save it just in case an accident like that happens again

EDIT: HMM. LOOKS LIKE OP WAS BANNED TOO. WHAT A FUNNY. IRONIC. ACCIDENT

[teaboot]

OH, I see the misunderstanding now! You thought I didn't *understand* your ideology! No, I totally follow your logic here, it all makes perfect sense the way you've laid it out. What I'm saying is that you're wrong

[innerchildabortionclinic]

misogyny in horton hears a who universe explained

[innerchildabortionclinic]

already a hot topic it seems

[swagophile]

i spoke to both meyers and briggs and they both agreed my personality type was so epicly awesome with a side of dope that they had to come up with a whole new personality type henceforth known as "SWAG" and its charicterized by being a really beautiful soul with a heart of gold and a really awesomesauce vibe

[segamascott]

[lamine-19]

scientific fact

[tanadrin]

So one of the things that can apparently contribute to kidney issues in cats is if they eat too much dry food and don't drink enough water; cats are adapted to get a lot of their water from their food since they're originally desert animals, and might not get enough water if they don't eat wet food. Unfortunately, Dozy won't eat wet food no matter what; she categorically refuses to touch the stuff. So a few months ago, we were looking for ways to get Dozy more fluids, and my wife noticed at the pet store a cat drink--basically meat broth with some floaty bits in--that was low-protein and meant for cats with kidney issues. So we figured, worth a try, right?

Great news: she loved it. Super tasty apparently. Great success. Along with the kidney-sensitive treats we found, it was a nice way to supplement her diet. Unforseen long-term consequence though: she loved it so much she began demanding it throughout the day. Like, would come up to us and meow, and meow, and meow, and not stop, until we got up, went to the kitchen, and got her some cat drink.

And by doing so on demand, we have unfortunately created a monster: no matter what we are doing at home, Dozy knows that if she sits next to you and meows, 1) you know what she wants, and 2) you know that she will not stop until you get it for her now. And when you do get it, she gets extremely excited. She will bum rush the kitchen door as you enter. She will run around your feet as you open the can. She will let out the creakiest, crunchiest, most nails-on-the-chalkboard meow you've ever heard if she thinks you're not going fast enough.

I do not begrudge her this. It is gratifying to care for a creature whose most ardent desires are so simple that it is this easy to fulfill them. But I am a little sad, because I know in my heart that I have never loved any comestible as much as she loves this cat drink. She has a pleasure of a purity and intensity that I will never know.

[the creacher in question]

[teaboot]

Nothing on earth could have prepared me for the fucking face of Dozy

[bold-baddie]

[ctrlurjoy]

TRANS PEOPLE BELONG IN SPORTS. TRANS PEOPLE BELONG.

[perfectday1972]

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

[kontrapoetik]

see when people try and nitpick me because i call my dog "my dog" when it's technically "the family dog".......well first of all i still call my brother "my brother" and not "the family boy". although maybe that should change. second of all sorry i'm still thinking about the family boy. btw i fell asleep while making this post last night and i think you can tell

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Very tenuous link to one of my favourite tweets

[xylophonetangerine]

What the fuck does that even mean??

[vivvy-of-the-lake]

deleting my blog and finding all my old mutuals as various documents because pdfs are the new tumblr

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

[acrylic-kitten]

Not including the next part feels criminal

[orteil42]

unconvinced i'll ever find "the vitamin" that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they'll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british

[idc0o]

some of yall didnt go insane at 15 and it shows