Dead Pegasus

"my side aint chosen, my side was given"

[transfemininomenon]

in my restless dreams i see that place

[supsass]

can i sell my feelings on ebay i don’t want them anymore

[clodiuspulcher]

Clodius was legitimately, insanely, distractingly handsome, and made it really hard for all the other senators to focus on politics, apparently,

[toshio]

the legend…..he’s back

[sad-boy-lance-deactivated201808]

is this real

[toshio]

it was an illusion

[vince-noir-666]

[pleasefireme]

Please fire me. I work at McDonald’s and last week I spent 15 minutes trying to explain to an old man they we do not sell hot dogs (McDogs as he claimed it) then he threatened to report me for “withholding products from him”!

[sinbadism]

hes from an alternate timeline

[cuttlefishlovr]

the McDogs man actually proves the multiverse theory

[weloveshortvideos]

[cassiebnuy]

rabbits only flop over like that if they feel completely safe btw

[heavytitty]

to elaborate: bunnies are prey animals and almost never have their guard down– even when they’re resting they’ll usually have their back legs in a position that allows them to quickly run away. if they’re jumping around it means they’re extremely happy!! and if they flop down w/o a care that means they feel very very comfortable and safe to the point of not having to worry about their surroundings. ^__^

[knitmeapony]

This is just the happiest video IMO. 

“PLAY! FUN!  Happy!  Play?”  *looks at dog*  “No, no play?  Naps?  Okay.  Naps.”  *flop*

[staraptor]

remember the Smells Like Ass gif

[staraptor]

[missmamibee]

thoughts?

[sharkbus-blog]

look at this cool borzoi hanging out with some white dudes

[noodle-dragon]

lol that’s Pink Floyd

[narciii]

What a great name for a borzoi.

[sharkbus-blog]

look at this cool borzoi hanging out with some white dudes

[noodle-dragon]

lol that’s Pink Floyd

[narciii]

What a great name for a borzoi.

[ravenwing2000]

me, sitting up in my bed at 5 am, drenched in cold sweat: what if the magic whip really was blur's last album. what if graham coxon stops making music and i can't ever see him live. what the fuck will i do then what t

[cremeandpeaches]

I think my dream aesthetic is just to be slightly inhuman looking. Like no crazy mods or anything. Ill even have natural hair. But i just want to be off putting. I want people to look at me and feel that something is off. Something isnt right. There is ~something~ going on with me and it makes them nervous or unsettled. Like having skin a little too shiny or canines a little too long, ears a little too pointy. I want to be someone who if you saw in the woods at night, you would question your own sanity.

[ablessingofwickedness]

#NoelFielding

[prismbird-deactivated20171229]

do not look directly at it

[megatraven]

why n

[firewhisky]

September 1, 2017

[nialllhoran]

nothing annoys me more than people being like “LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE” when you find something offensive or disgusting like where am i learning to take this joke? to the fucking trash where it belongs?

[when-in-doubt-go-to-the-library]

This one is for Blake that fucking dickwad

[nialllhoran]

yeah fuck you blake

[bodyglitter]

me: yeah im done crying over this lol its not even worth my tears

me 3 seconds later: