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@raw-chicken-omnomnomnomnom
Is it so much to ask for the cast of the muppets to pass me around and use me like a fleshlight. Isn't it pride month or something. Why cant fozzie bear fill my holes with his seed. He can evem go Waka Waka I don't care I need it
This is so poetic.
There’s a gimmick blog right behind me with a gun to my head
This post does not contain typos!
Of course, it is still incorrect, so how about I fix the error!
"There's a gimmick blog right behind me…"
Should be:
"There are gimmick blogs right behind me…"
Calling all gimmick blogs
One little bite of me won't hurt baby ;)
I am. Well aware that eating raw chicken is in no way good for me and would most certainly give me salmonella but every time I see the juicy, perfect flesh of raw chicken I am struck by the urge to take a bite. It is my forbidden fruit ฅ(´-ω-`)ฅ
Come take a bite ;)
But I might bite back ;)))
very embarrassing confession time: today I had to force myself to think of meat as raw to be able to eat it
Don't make me blush bbygirl......
gotta start talking about ppl who shave their whole body like how ppl talk about naked cats lol
Who wouldn't want to look like me?
A few days ago, I had a dream where I drank the most glorious smoothie ever and I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since, so we're making smoothies tomorrow.
I'm always relevant.
you're not cooked you're raw chciken baby 🩵
Thank you........I needed this............
using my miraculous ladybug printed party napkins to pat my raw chicken dry because i ran out of paper towels and don't have any other options. sorry queen
A girl likes to be pampered now and then
and you work well with ginger sauce. I must say, as a healthy freshly killed bird you taste great.
I may be in love with you.
going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room
Blue Lois
can i help you
Red Marge
jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack
World Heritage Post
i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me
.....would this make you feel better?
Whenever I work with raw chicken my brain is just like “Cool. We should eat it.” And I’m always fighting that side of my brain and I stg one day imma lose and just take a bite and contract salmonella and die but it’d be worth it cause I’d finally tried to forbidden snack
trick YES
no??? that shit is slimy and disgusting and feels really weird when you touch it
well damn I don't want to touch you anyways
imagine a piece of raw chicken
now throw it against a wall so hard it wakes up everyone in the house
You swing a bat in so many directions, they narrowly missed but I’m still shaken
this remunds me of the guy who fucked the raw chicken
I dont go around telling everyone your business, damn
I don't judge your lifestyle, why you judging mine?
can't a raw chicken want some nice man to put his lips around me?
raw chicken core
hehhehehehe
This is not me.
You don't eat raw chicken, do you
Not often
CHICKEN.
Back in my hating chicken era
come fight me then
She mad I wouldn't let her eat the raw frozen chicken.
why wouldn't you
