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And that is all that needs to be said

天空の城ラピュタ // CASTLE IN THE SKY (1986)

Wtf. Just found out the book im reading is a horror novel even though they didn't put "reader beware, you're in for a scare" on the cover. How was i supposed to know

nocuer

When a mutual spams you it’s called love

thememedaddy

me🥦irl

varijacija

The problem I have with "unalive" is that its so fucking swagless at least in cartoons when they were told to tone it down for the kiddos and couldnt use kill and hell they used destroy and shadow realm or whatever but unalive???? 0 effort 0 cool its an embarrassment

threebigolsausages-deactivated2

might let loose and accomplish a task this week

marusyenka-deactivated20250526

i want everyone to know that i NEVER use ":)" passive-agressively ironically sarcastically etc. it is sacred to me. if i use it i am either gently smiling with eyes full of love or smiling as wide as possible so that my eyes close. i always mean it genuinely

losers-and-parasites

Carnage wants his happy meal (dubbed animation!)

bohemianarthouse-deactivated202

The 5 things you gotta know before you let that cop into your house

phlegminism-blog

THIS STUFF IS SOOO IMPORTANT TO KNOW. Seriously. It’s saved my ass before.

dammitcaleb-deactivated20130328

What do you do when you look through the peephole and see a badge?

Remember: You do not have to let the police in the house unless they have a warrant — or probable cause. If you’re having a party, turn off the music, ask your guests to chill, and ask that anyone who’s too intoxicated carry on in another room.

Go outside to speak with the cops. Close the door behind you. Although some scary precedents are being set these days, police cannot enter your home without a warrant or probable cause. By closing the door, you’re cutting off a visual — or olfactory — line to potential probable cause.

Be polite. Ask why they are there. “Good evening, Officer. What can I help you with?”

Where possible, assure them you will take care of the problem. If the police ask to enter, inform them, “I do not consent to any searches.” If a police officer gives you an order and you are confused about your position, ask, “Do I have to comply?” If they continue with questioning, tell them you’ll need to call your lawyer and that you will not answer any questions.

Ask, “Am I free to leave?” This is especially handy if, say, a group of you’d been too bawdy on the patio and an officer stops by. If he/she is getting a bit hot under the collar, politely ask, “Am I being detained?” or “Am I free to leave?” If the cop has no reason to hold you, quickly, quietly, and politely retreat inside.

kyssthis16

The POC’s Bill of Rights when it comes to the Police. Remember. These are your rights.

bitchyhippy

The 5 things you gotta know before you let that cop into your house

FLEXYOURRIGHTS.ORG is one of the most informational websites. The videos are extremely enlightening.

sithlorddr3w

Please read and know these things!

kkshowtunes

^^^ !!!!!!

pyaasa

just found out that yesterday kim kardashian’s private jet produced 61 tons of CO2 emissions. over the last week drake’s private jet flights produced 182 tons of CO2 emissions. like what is even the point any more

pyaasa

the average person produces 7 tons of CO2 in a year. it would take the average person 9 years to produce as much CO2 as kim kardashian did in 1 day, or 26 years to produce as much CO2 as drake did in 1 week. is there actually any point in trying to go vegetarian? or cycling to work instead of driving? we will never be able to undo the damage of just private jet emissions at this rate

thecolorsfucked

we could just kill them

official-lucifers-child

i feel like eventually they’re going to start telling us to breathe less so we put out less CO2

t4tstarvingdog

i think there should be two nighttimes. one for sleeping and a second one for being awake but at night. and then only one daytime because daytime doesn’t matter as much except for the birds

maybuds

the older i get, the more i need time & personal space to be as boring as possible

should-be-sleeping

I understand old men sitting on porches staring at an empty field more now than ever.

theoldness

oatisaeris

awed-frog

Okay but imagine you’re a tiny lizard living your humble & scaly life well hidden inside tomato leaves and then one day God starts leaving hills of brownies and avocado toasts three times the size of your head right by your front door.

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