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crys | 20 | she/they/fae/it

[blowfiend]

im very beautiful that's why I don't know how to drive

[elexecution]

as an unemployed presenting employed person....

[escuerzoresucitado]

[mikkeneko]

PSA to fan creators who don't have a lot of regular contact with children: They are almost always bigger than you think. A 1-year-old baby may already be walking. A toddler is likely already hip-high. A 10-year-old may already be taller than at least one of their parents. A 14/15 year old may already have reached their adult height.

[amarguerite]

Via @watertightvines

[wildjuniperjones]

Here's the link. It was actually not immediately easy to find, so I thought this might help.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

still thinking about this youtube comment i screenshotted ages ago

[catchymemes]

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Not sure how this works when shark skin is so incredibly smooth

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[bruzum]

[sanguineshade]

I love uninstalling shit. Get out of my computer.

[sweet-tea-skitty]

i also love using task manager to kill things! Cease this

[klapollo]

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

[klapollo]

[cutecipher]

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[leg-stealing-bee]

[closetedguyy]

[knitordeath]

This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.

[song-of-sea-and-sky]

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

[msue0027]

[maxstarfall]

[gengaritez]

[pumpkin--rabbit]

[minyicho]

[arienai]

yuri shipping

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

update!

[mildmayfoxe]

for everyone else who wants to see better pics of the most beautiful ship in the world

[is-there-a-boat]

THERE IS THE ITALIAN TRAINING SHIP AMERIGO VESPUCCI!!

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SHIP IN THE WORLD!!!

[gay-mormon-wizard]

today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

[lets-burn-down-the-post-office]

“I’ve been at the devil’s sacrament so long I forgot he wasn’t god” is getting added to the tumblr line book

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

it sure fuckin is buddy

PHRASE ADDED TO INVENTORY!

[detected-on-reddit]

You've been posted on r/CuratedTumblr! They're torn between liking it and being annoyed by it. Here's a link to the post.

Top 3 comments:

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

i did notice this! my gimmick is in fact primarily pointing at other peoples' jokes and saying 'funny. now laugh' and people keep following me for it

[howtofuckyourkramer]

Lala Bingle sent you $10 for yummy sneats

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

CHARACTER ADDED TO PARTY!

[audarcy]

Really glad randall xkcd made that "experts often misjudge the average layperson's knowledge of their field" comic bc my prior touchstone for easily conveying the same idea to people was this other xkcd

and now i no longer have to confuse people by saying shit like "i think we're having a joe biden mayonnaise moment here"

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED!

"I think we're having a Joe Biden mayonnaise moment here." [For use when saying something common to you but baffling to anyone outside of your area of expertise.]

[runby2]

[passioninblue]

no

[kadethecat]

[runby2]

Just so you all know, my tumblr glitched egregiously so now every time someone reblogs this from me, tumblr takes me off of my dashboard or search results and forces me to see this post again

[runby2]

WHY DID SOMEONE ADD AN INCINERATOR ????

[runby2]

I STILL HAVE TO SEE THIS BTW. ITS BEEN YEARS.

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED!

CHARACTER ADDED!

BONUS!!! BIOSPHERE PERMANENTLY ALTERED!

HORSE PLINKO

HORSE (FROM THE PLINKO)

[glyphsmash]

you are fucking died. game oval.

[quaintpanic]

[imsomadds]

[gamingcookiereal]

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED TO INVENTORY!