gollum's favorite slut.

you keep nasty chips

[ruinedchildhood]

[modogoblin]

[animations-daily]

Shrek 2 (2004) dir. Andrew Adamson, Conrad Vernon and Kelly Asbury

[anxietyproblem]

[seacollectsrivers]

our flag means death but that rat from Horrible Histories turns up every now and then with his true/false sign for the historical facts

[seacollectsrivers]

[omegaverse]

well it's March again. so what did we learn?

[omegaverse]

Period.

[tchaikovskaya]

[apas-95]

[redchrominance]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

may I have your opinion on putin sir 🎤🪦

[the-tree-line]

wtf nobody told me there was a shrimp species named sexy shrimp

[the-tree-line]

most sexual beast in the ocean

[the-tree-line]

that wasn;t the file i clicked

[alejandr-oh]

[mymarifae]

i think it’s important to be able to take a step back and recognize that you rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrcvkxxxxjnfrg782]]]]2AQ

[mymarifae]

i was Thinking but i got up to get coffee and i came back to discover that one of my cats walked across my keyboard and posted this early for me and you know what. they summed it up far more succinctly than i ever could

[mymarifae]

the culprits. (no clue whose fault it was)

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[anarcho-gamerist]

[tiktoksnow]

The amount of serotonin it gave me to watch this grandma react to her new galaxy light 🥺

It’s dark in here- *gasps in excitement* OHH SARAH!

OHH SARAH! *giggles like a little kid* OHhHhH!!

My ceiling is filled with blue lights… and stars and everything!!

OH Sarah! I can go to bed at night looking at this. OHHHH it’s beautiful!

[ittybittytittydiaries]

ppl forget the innocence of the elderly… if there was ever a glimpse of them as a child, this is it

[jung-hooked]

“I can go to bed at night looking at this!” 🥺✨

I love grandmothers. I miss mine every single day. This is beautiful.

[haileyhurts]

I have one! I’ll deadass be in my room with it on listening to music and disassociating for hours 😂

It has a buncha colors but these are my faves

Purple bc insanely gorgeous 100/10 just beautiful

Then the light blue/green makes me feel like I’m underwater, 11/10 love to imagine I’m drowning

And then dark blue bc it feels like I’m in space, 10/10 would love to go there and stop breathing

[yanderrre]

@haileyhurts where did you get it?

I would love to cry my eyes out in a room this pretty

[haileyhurts]

@yanderrre you can just go to galaxylight.com or if you dont feel like typing: shorturl.link/galaxy

[bassbabe]

My cat trips balls when I use mine 😂 the stars are lasers so she goes nuts thinking it’s a 1000 laser light toys!! Still cracks me up every time

[baguettegazette]

Same energy

[ficsinhistory]

this so precious

[spreadmorelove]

She reminds me of the grandpa that was so proud of how big his cauliflower grew !!! lemme find it

[spreadmorelove]

[sensitivelilghost]

always reblog galaxy grandma and cauliflower granddad

[emperor-ing-deactivated20191108]

good news everybody

[soandsuch]

In this store, you go in, shop, and then walk out carrying the item’s you want to buy, and their facial recognition software figures out who you are and charges whatever items you are taking to your account. It’s incredible and creepy.

[thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis]

*Walks into the store with anti-facial recognition haircut/makeup and leaves like a bandit*

[putinyoudown]

the cyberpunk dystopia is upon us and it fuckin sucks

[pyomorphic]

‪new reality tv show that’s the opposite of queer eye where 5 gay dudes come and ruin someone’s life and then leave‬

[catchymemes]

[anxietyproblem]