hmmmmm

whomst

[stargazostli]

Still thinking about this

[mint-swirl]

life pro tip: pokemon held item rules apply to you too. hold onto a single berry and eat it when you feel weak. hold onto your leftovers to nibble at throughout the day to regain stamina. hold onto ultranecrozium z to attack your foes with the light that burns the sky.

[saintishluke]

[attheendhello]

you heard it. reblog if u support yuri

[dogpuppy]

[hedge-rambles]

It's a fun bit of written language evolution that there was a whole generation or two who use quote marks (other than for quotations) for emphasis, followed by a couple of generations who use them to denote sarcasm or obvious lies.

And so, Boomers and Millennials read signs proclaiming "hotdogs" for sale! and "fresh" oranges very differently.

I suspect that change can be linked to popular 90s comedy usage of air-quotes to denote sarcasm or bullshit.

[crabussy]

I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging

[crabussy]

wrong. everyone get more perverted about marine vessels now and I'm not kidding

[crabussy]

this post reaching Actual Ship Captains is beyond delightful holy moly

[despazito]

[maidthings]

keep em comin

[glumshoe]

Me: “The food webs we try to teach children and the public are too simple to get the point across. Why do they never bother to show the more intricate relationships between specific species? It can’t be that hard to represent with basic teaching tools... I’ll make the thing!”

The thing:

Me: “....I get it now.”

[quietartisticfangirl]

[glumshoe]

[redstonedust]

the problem with tumblr is that this is a nerd website so not enough of us know the epic highs and lows of high school football

[brucesterling]

[wumblr]

beautiful women named magenta cartridge low are trying to contact me on my printer

[zmpl]

i will replace chatgpt

[zmpl]

two pieces of bread and in between theres a bunch of bullshit

[slowedmountains]

a new trend

[mutationgirl]

it’s bullshit that being under this much stress has yet to awaken my latent psychic abilities

[beardedmrbean]

pretty much the only good thing about the paper of record anymore, the crossword

[bobodenkirkisgay]

typical centrist both sidesism from the nyt

[sceptixfakemon]

WHAT IS SEXIER:

set of sexy lingerie whose entire purpose is to be sexy

15th century suit of armour

Voting ended onFeb 17

[knightclubbing]

we don't have to fight.......

[sacred-portal]