Zezima came to my 99 Fishing party in 2012

one time I ate 9 hotdogs at a Phillies game

[slimemode]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[dietspam16]

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

[cobythinks]

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

[lakevida]

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

[lakevida]

your majesty what is upppp

[egberts]

*shagcula voice* it vasn't me

[egberts]

she caught me in the coffin. vasnt me

caught me hanging in the belfry. vasnt me.

she even saw me stick my cross in. vasnt me

i didn't show up on camera. vasnt me

[macklesufficient]

[internet-sentences]

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[xtec]

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

[noneuclideangarf]

spent too long on this

[xeppeli]

Call of Duty World: Dat War

[xeppeli]

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[bebs-art-gallery]

“BACK WHEN TIME DIDN’T MATTER” — AN OIL PAINTING BY RIONA

[pilgrimattinkercreek1974]

Top ten vanity plates ever spotted….no question

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

i dunno i feel like it's more complicated than that

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[supergameboytwo]

This post is a safe place to lay your egg

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make rage comics about me

[samgiddings]

Apple juice and orange juice don’t have to be enemies. They are in love. Orple juice.

[samgiddings]

thank u to the people on twitter who tried to steal this for keeping me humble and reminding me why im a tumblr girlie