Sugar and Bread cuz I’m Feeling Dead

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Artist Turns Keanu Reeves Into All Your Favorite Disney Princes

[iguanamouth]

oh my gdO CAN YOU DRAW GODZILLA MOMMA CARRYING LIKE A HUNDRED LIZARD BABIES ON HER BACK FOR TAKE YOUR CHILD (lizard) TO WORK DAY

oh SHOOT well i cant swing 100 but how bout

[daybreakboys-deactivated2024031]

If I don’t always reblog this assume I am dead

[blu3-skyy]

SHES SO PROUD OF HER BBY

[i-am-a-fish]

hey uh you know who’s deserving of love?

uhh um. uh. you are.

you are uh yeah. you deserve that love ok?

ok cool thank you so much for reading

[rudjedet]

I just realised Ph.D should stand for Preferred Hill to Die on.

[kawuli]

CORRECT

[kyraneko]

You write a thesis and then you defend it from people who try their damnedest to destroy it, and if you successfully defend it from several people who are experts well beyond your level, you get leveled up.

It is literally a certification of your willingness to metaphorically die on metaphorical hills. You have to stand on one and defend it just to join the club.

[amazingakita]

people who dont even care about language: how can you just CHANGE grammar??? add new wORds?? unacceptable!!! language must never change!!!!!11 kids these days cant even spell!!

people who study language: ANARCHY!! ANARCHY!!!! LANGUAGE IS FLUID AND WORDS AREN’T REAL!! change! the! grammar! rules!! burn a dictionary!!! NO ONE CARES!!!!!

[felixjoyful]

Some goon : This word is made up.

Me, an intellectual : As all words are.

[celero-loves-dragons]

@dumbassrights

[nubbsgalore]

thank you.

[shanyphantom]

,♥️♥️♥️

[livelifegoldennn]

😩😩😩

[minimexd]

my president is black and my lambo is blue

[whambamthankyamadam]

[samanthab983]

I love them so much… relationship goals… wish he was still my president

[dazzling-roaring-20s]

Can we please get Obama back in office… Please! Every time i see this, It remind me how much I miss Obama being our president..

[touchmoremelenated]

We did not deserve this man but damn do I wish he was still in office😩😩

[jackburtonsays]

Why yes, I did tear up a bit looking at all of these wonderful photos. Don’t you judge me…

[gretchenk0720]

I miss him so much.

[theworld-is-out-there]

I love this man!

[all-things-devours]

Tolkien’s lesser-known nickname

According to a letter Tolkien wrote in 1971, his school-friends “used to write his initials as ‘JR2T’ and pronounce them ‘to rhyme with dirt’.”

[honestlygarbage-deactivated2020]

you: jolkein rolkein rolkein tolkein

me, an intellectual: jirt

[areyoucorrectingmypronunciation]

@je11oprodigy

[gothcostco]

the plot chickens

[gothcostco]

why do 70,000 people have as bad of a sense of humor as me

[weedle-testaburger]

[silentwalrus1]

i had a thought today like man, my ancestors would probably not approve very much of me being such an extravagant glutton, but then i was like wtf are u kidding. those dumbasses didn’t live on a fuckin potato ass diet for no minimalism. they didn’t do what they did, whatever the fuck it was, for me NOT to fucking eat my bodyweight in sashimi!!! they would be fucking ecstatic to see me making the most of my opportunities for plenty. they would be fucking cheering me on. every lice-covered cossack and illiterate serf and three-toothed yak herder in my lineage is with me in this restaurant, and they are going absolutely apeshit watching me try to fit an entire samosa in my mouth

[silentwalrus1]

i love this idea that the ancestors are following modern people around like a rappers yes-man as we eat food #‘fucking superb you funky little descendant’

me, standing in front of the burger king counter like the blithering hunger gibbon i am: i’ll have… uhhh… double whopper with fries. thank you. large please

the 500 mongolian tatar and polish jew ghosts behind me: [ERUPT INTO WILD SCREAMING AND HIGH FIVES] 

[pochowek]

can you believe there is a painting of cossacks going hogwild out there that fits this situation perfectly

[unflatteringcatselfies]

[world-of-cats]

I turned on the lights to see this waiting for me at the bottom of the stairs  (source)

[trixclibrarian]

happy caturday

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

A Somali Red cheats at a cat show by getting cozy with the judge

[cannibality-deactivated20250227]

i love that the judge can’t resist giving this fluffo a smooch, thats exactly what i would do if i was a cat technician

[3-l4l59]

cat technician

[untitled55181]

I heard my dice rattling around in my purse and my brain produced the phrase “my D&D pills”

[furbearingbrick]

please don’t eat the dice

[partywithponies]

Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

[censorbotoffical]

beepboop. censorbot approved

[partywithponies]

“Me, refusing to leave: sir, this is my emotional hell” is a funnier text post than my original one, good job censorbot.

[badjokesbyjeff]

[jehovahhthickness]

Tell the truth.

Why are y'all single?

[turtwig387]

Well I never leave the house that could be a contributing factor

[newtgeiszler]

there’s nothing funnier than watching two cats stare at each other while one slowly raises their arm to strike for ABSOLUTEY NO REASON