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theworldismyoysterandiamthepearl

When people put in cans for recycling, the machine dispenses dog food for homeless/lost dogs.

from https://www.boredpanda.com/cool-inventions-for-pets/

cheshirecxt

WONDERLAND

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I am an old person and tumblr is the porch

spokenitalics

@ mutuals this is how i see us

euryalus-deactivated20220430

me and my mutuals

longjump5o6

Literally anyone on still on here from 2012 or earlier

roach-works

me and the mutuals watching staff at work

mayakern

saw a thing recently about how callin ppl “y’all” and “folks” is becoming cringe. buddy you can pry those terms of address from my cold dead hands, they’re the only thing keeping me from calling everyone “honeybee”

galasgamingcorner

Gris | Visuals (12/?)

whynotfabulous

In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.

whynotfabulous

If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?

gnomer-denois

Because it's also evil

whynotfabulous

Thanks!

Have scientists figured out what dark matter is yet?

you-can-be-what-you-want-to-be

Yup! It’s anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.

whynotfabulous

Wow!

What happens if you eat 23 packages of peeps?

trashboi413

You meet god

whynotfabulous

Thank goodness!

What's the correct way to eat a banana?

treslecheslife

Whole, in one gulp.

whynotfabulous

Delicious!

Who is the Muffin Man?

captain-oh-no-not-again

Father of the Muffin Boy

whynotfabulous

Makes sense!

Why is my car making a ker-klunk noise?

mayflydecember

Car's haunted

whynotfabulous

Uh Oh

How to fix a haunted car?

babybluebanshee

Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour

whynotfabulous

It worked!

Where does the wax in scented candles go?

thegoodsandy

into the sky, where it turns into stars

whynotfabulous

Cool!

Why are weddings so damn expensive?

daeynore

priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him

whynotfabulous

....Ah

googifs

Astronaut Mark Kelly smuggled a gorilla suit into the ISS, without telling the rest of the crew

unclefather

Winston

papasmoke

Winston

gay-jesus-probably

My favourite incident like this was the Skylab 4 mission, where the crew arrived at the empty station, only to find several people already inside, to their great alarm. Upon investigating, they realized the intruders were wearing the Skylab 3 mission patches… and were also just dummies the Skylab 3 crew had made and left there without telling anyone, specifically to fuck with the next team.

Can you imagine entering a supposedly empty space station and seeing this? Fucking terrifying. I love it.

derinthescarletpescatarian

I’m just impressed that, in an environment where weight and available resources are so carefully accounted for, people still find windows to pull bullshit like this.

unique-ones-enlightened

thesylverlining

I wish more people got this because some ‘low-empathy’ people are the most compassionate and sympathetic in the universe, and I hate it when that’s taken to mean ‘unfeeling and probably hostile’ when nothing could be further from the truth

quantum-jump

Or, as my dad put it,

Sympathy: I know how you feel Empathy: I feel how you feel Compassion: is there anything I can do to help?

paramourblessings

Sympathy: that sucks bro empathy: I feel that compassion: want me to send you some puppy and kitten pictures to make you feel better?

autisticcaleb

Posts like this make me feel so much better. It always seems like society treat responses to others pain as though empathy is the most important kind. I am around 85% compassionate and this post helped me not feel like I am a monster because of that for once.