Robby Schneider

Simply things I enjoy plus everything I post on Instagram. Those things would be Doctor Who, Sherlock, some artsy photos, Harry Potter, and just Sci-fi and Fantasy in general.

[captainfalloutfries]

[titkoks]

[mrjamborn]

Artist Zach Brunner illustrates the perfect scenes of gay domesticity !

[floridaboiler]

[zuppizup]

[retrogamingblog2]

Pokemon Red/Green/Blue by Franz Anthony

[slipping-into-madness]

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

why do grooms get one boring black jacket and brides get the most jawdropping gowns ever like when i get married i want pearls and lace and a train is that too much to ask??

[rebellum]

Hnn could you imagine.. a suit embroidered with baroque pearls… a LACE CAPE gently floating behind the groom… a fuckin sword..

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

oh my god…. your m i n d…. the wedding industry is quaking 

[keltik]

Meanwhile in Scotland…

[moonybyte]

YO, there are SO MANY great groom outfits around the world where he is dressed all in silk, lace, gold, pearls and glitter, with capes and scarves, hats and stitchery and I find it so sad that most of these countries switch over to “suit”. Like, look at these handsome boys!

India

Sudan

China (traditional)

Nigeria

Indonesia

Mongolia

Ghana

Ethiopia

Poland

Romania

Russia (1)

Russia (2)

[ratherinterestingmilkshake]

*shakes fist at sky*

damn you western marriage culture

[kreature-ofthenight]

may I add

Norway

japan 

japan the hard core traditional wedding costume

Turkey

Hungary

Navajo

maori (new zealand)

Fiji

Tonga

[fatherharlot]

Here are some gay wedding additions:

India

India-Pakistan

South Africa

Thailand

Japan

Georgia

[apassionateempress]

This last addition to this ^^^ is my genuinely my most favorite part!

[randomrav3ns]

I rb’d a different version of this and added other cultures (including that Georgian one – which, ftr, notes that these guys are Georgians in America, because if they’d worn those clothes [chokha] in Georgia as openly gay men having a gay wedding, there’s a not-insignificant chance they would’ve gotten killed, since gay men aren’t considered “real men” and only “real men” are deemed worthy of wearing chokha. Which I think is contextual information worth sharing here – that this isn’t just beautiful cultural garb but also a very deliberate act of defiance and pride using that clothing in the face of the intensely hypermasculine, homophobic culture it comes from).

Rb’ing this alternative version just because I love the inclusion of some of the other same-gender weddings.

[biglawbear]

I need outfits like these

I want to be beautiful damnit

[vulpetrope]

Star-crossed

[itchy-9884]

[gay-irl]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Sorry, himbo machine broke

[lesbianishstuff]

@danseatelier *cough*

[luxwing]

I miss when electronics came in at least six colors and none of the colors were beige

[luxwing]

Why the hell did we stop doing this????

[luxwing]

[bakedbakermom]

[nube-1-deactivated20210117]

[northofcorpis]

That fuckin smile at the end

[bettsplendens]

To the worried person in the comments: 

No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink, which is a Pokemon that supposedly powers its heart by bouncing, and as such can’t stop moving. Hummingbirds don’t sit often because they’re busy looking for food, but they can and do sit. The females sit on eggs in nests, after all, and they do have to sleep. 

[sindri42]

Fun fact: the leg muscles of a hummingbird are so stripped down to save on weight that they cannot walk. They can step sideways along a branch or other perch, but they cannot go forward without taking flight.

However they absolutely do stop moving. In fact, hummingbirds hibernate! Overnight. Instead of sleeping. Because if they tried to sleep like a normal animal their hyperactive metabolism would mean that they starve to death before breakfast.

Unrelated fun fact: the primary Aztec god of war would take on the form of a hummingbird, and the souls of the bravest warriors were said to turn into hummingbirds in order to join him after death, presumably because every hummingbird is approximately four grams of pure concentrated asskicking which fears no man nor beast and will gladly throw down with somebody seventeen thousand times their size if offended.

[ubercharge]

this is a really cool post and i love seeing such a small bird but reading “No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink” killed me 

[treskolii]

Come on founder/king of Athens, aren’t u gonna slay the Bull of Minos or not?

[raimagnolia]

Huh...

Huh...

[olderthannetfic]

“Slay”, huh.

[raimagnolia]

[catgirlforeskin]

this isn’t the ship of Theseus I’m used to hearing about

[krustybunny-deactivated20221129]

To start:

For notreturnvoid

We’ll need an Irishman:

NO!

Dear god no. No, try again.

Better. Oh yes… much better.

But he looks too sweet. Maybe someone with Black Irish coloring?

There we go! But he’s so young! And in need of a comb. Age him a bit?

Hmm… A bit more.

Why hello….

(Ahem.)

Yes, good. Very good. But he’s looking like our previous good Irish boy.

THAT WASN’T AN INVITE BACK DORNAN! (Iloveyou)

So, make the dark haired one more bad boy?

Yes…

YES…

Jesus take the wheel…

Yes. Oh god yes. He will do.

But now we need to add pirate to the mix.

Kinky. But no.

More like, a dash of this:

A pinch of this:

And a touch of scoundrel:

Me likey…

Ok, show me.

Dear God. What I have I done? Shit. I take it back. It’s too much.

I didn’t mean it. WHERE IS THE UNDO BUTTON?????

Crap. He’s learning. HE KNOWS.

fuckfuckFUCKFUCK

I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. Forgive me. I knew not what I did…

[captainswanmama]

This is the most beautiful thing these eyes have ever seen!!! @krustybunny

[winterbaby89]

@hollyethecurious @kmomof4

[kmomof4]

ALWAYS reblog!!! It’s BAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!

[cs-rylie]

This is perfection.

[stahlop]

I’ve never seen this before! Love it!!

[theonceoverthinker]

Who doesn’t love this sexy mad scientist concoction?

[obiwan]

Marvel What If: Yelena Belova Food Network

[whitepeopletwitter]

Character design