Don't take life too seriously.

[raynedropsonmywindow]

Me: *through a bullhorn* YOU HAVE ME FUCKED UP

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

[theeeprotagonist]

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

[blkmedusa]

Karma will pop me if I don’t

[alotofashh]

If someone treats you like a joke, leave them like its funny.

[raynedropsonmywindow]

Dear year ago me,

Everything is going to be okay. You're about to go through a year-long battle, but that's okay. You're going to learn a lot about life, love, and yourself. You're going to cry, and put yourself through hell, and struggle. However, you'll eventually notice the skies getting clearer, and you'll start to put yourself in the right position. You're going to become a new person, and achieve so much. It's going to be hard. You'll have your good days and your bad days. But just know that in a year from now, you're doing just fine. And that no matter what, you're going to be okay. Sincerely, Present day me.

[raynedropsonmywindow]

My middle name is "Asshole" but it's pronounced "Marie"

[raynedropsonmywindow]

Some of my most prized possessions- Random hilarious Instagram comments

[jinkiestwinkies-deactivated2020]

What a shame the poor groom's bride

NEEDS SOME MILK

[raynedropsonmywindow]

Me and a couple seniors throwing out ideas to paint on the graduation backdrop: Me: Did you guys want to do something related to nature? Like maybe flowers or a field, or li- Kid: Let's do dragons!! Me: That is..also a thing we could do, yes.

[raynedropsonmywindow]

On the drive home, when you turn up your music, and just pretend that everything is okay.

[reallyabitch]

i am freezing someone please cuddle me or set me on fire either is fine

[regularmirracles]

How to Draw

1. You have no talent

2. Mr. Tentacles has all the talent

3. If you are lucky, some of Mr. Tentacles’ talent may rub off on you

[toshiagain]

[higheramerica]

[locally-grown]

The entire internet needs to see this.

[justinesan-deactivated20240507]

iconic

[suicideking-deactivated20170908]

its 2:30 am and this really fucked with me

[raynedropsonmywindow]

me: i hate drama im gonna stay out of it :/

someone: guess what happened

me: WHAT HAPPENED BITCH 👀🕵👂🏻📝☕️

[brisbone]

Saying you child is your “kid” is an insult to goats everywhere.

[zooophagous]

I’ll insult moms everywhere. Fight me Pam.

[cakelikeowen]

Fuck you, Barbara 

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

You want to do this now, Helen?

[ohgodshesloose]

Oh it is on Brenda

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Eight o clock after the PTA meeting, Joan

[saddest-faery-gothmother]

Uhm, my kids will be going to bed at 8, Sandy, because unlike SOME mothers I put my children to bed at a responsible time!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Don’t you bring my kids into this, Janet

[martinscorsissy-deactivated2019]

You’re right Sandy, we shouldn’t bring your C- average kids into this. We should, however, bring your 2013 Honda Odyssey that reeks of failure and cigarettes from your midnight affairs with the mail man.

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

At least I have a man touching me, unlike SOMEONE I know. When was the last time Frank so much as looked at you, Jackie?

[loptrcoptr]

C-Carol, you’ve gone t-t-too far!

[cu2co3oh2sio2]

NONE OF YOU ARE INVITED TO THE CASSEROLE POTLUCK! That includes you, Cynthia…

[bando--grand-scamyon]

[blvckdynamite]

God this is magical

[bifacts]

Fact: Bisexuals are very flexible in the sense that they can date and/or sleep with people of multiple genders, but they’re also flexible in the sense that they have no bones, like octopuses.

[galaxywhale-moved]

actual footage of the tumblr bisexual community

[greatbearwaxco]