Entity In A Trenchcoat

I rant passionately about my interests (there’s a slight chance I’ve taken your first born) T’NOY KARAXIS FAVORITISM!

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It's my 6 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

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No no you DON’T understand. I don’t want to be the poor girl that got sold by her stepmother to an angsty hot and rich prince that secretly had a heart of gold. I want to be the old mysterious butler with my monocle and ivory satin gloves, giving the new princess a knowing look while dusting the wall. On the first day that the prince lashes out I wanna be there chiding him with a “Oh, young master! Must you be so cruel?” And then later when me and the girl engage in small talk I come in again with a “You must forgive the master, he has not been the same since his mother passed!”

And then my passing of the plague ultimately pushes the two closer.

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Pay no attention to the old art below the scroll! It not good

May I introduce my son!

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My poor poor followers. I am making something awful

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ITS HEEEEEEEREEEEEE

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Version of OTGW where everything is the same except Wirt's hat changes every episode.

We'd have the santa hat in the beginning and at the end, of course. We'd circle back around as a way to show his distance to reality. The further he is the easier it is for the Unknown to project a different hat.

But for the most part, it would just be another thing the viewer is forced to accept.

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Now imagine it at every camera cut

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The oddly specific memes I used with this template

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[magicfor3st]

Breaking point

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I’m most definitely over analyzing because my brain can’t stop doing that, BUT. I’ve been thinking about T’noy Karaxis’ title: Bastard of time and space.

It makes me wonder if he came from somewhere or something different entirely, not like his brothers and sister. Like do these guys have a mommy and daddy issues?

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Hc that the Lords In Black attempt to ‘murder’ each other when they get bored.

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Now, I’m not really into Unicorn Wars shipping BUT I could see Padre and Sargent as very VERY toxic exes.

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Random thought but hear me out. What if:

Transfem Gordi?

Aww I mean yeah go for it

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“Bro Padre is so hot”

Padre:

CRYING

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STOP THIS NOW!!! OH MY GOD. (I’m so guilty)

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We need more fanfictions and fan art of Padre being the evil ass (indirect) antagonist that he is. I love how they use the obscured face thing in his design.

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Pompon doodles

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One of my mutuals on tt left the Unicorn Wars fandom because it’s getting out of hand. Imma say this, some of y’all reallly need to chill out with the NSFW and weird incest fetishes. Unicorn Wars is my biggest fixation right now. Hell, I’d even call it my special interest. The last thing I want to see is a fandom of such an amazing film turn into something like this.