razor blade star numa numa yay

hi! it's raz. she/her, 25. header by peachbecreative!

[teal-tealwren]

big fan of this loser

[sleepyseaslug]

drew u

[errorschacha]

The entire point of, OK, my phone really wants to call it Anastasia so I guess we’re doing that? The entire point of Anastasia (as administered by a board-certified Anastasiologist) during sugary. Sugary? Haven’t I suffered enough? The entire point of Anastasia during augury. Jesus Christ. Hold up. You know what, augury is preferable to sugary. Augury is obviously performed by an auger (makes sense if you give it a think) whereas sugary is performed by…? A sugardaddy? NO THANK YOU. Anyway. The entire point of Anastasia is so that you don’t know what music your sturgeon. Fuck right off. Was playing. While you were under. You’re not supposed to wake up from Anastasia and immediately realize you managed to get earwormed by Motörhead’s “Ace of Spades” during your sugary.

[despazito]

prolonged argentina humiliation ritual

[despazito]

spain was playing football argentina was playing wwe smackdown raw

[bleeding-seraphic]

the evil murderhelion au from the discord continues. Pov you managed to kidnap the rogue construct!! Excccept you forgot about its pet monster

[friend-unit]

this my life now

@bleeding-seraphic may I use this as my pfp?

[bleeding-seraphic]

HIII @friend-unit YES YOU CAN USE IT AS YOUR PFP IF YOU WANT!!! TY !!! :D

[omtai]

How do they choose which sand to be the glass and which sand to be the sand in an hourglass... Imagine you and your best friend were two grains of sand and you had to be in the hourglass and your bestie had to be the glass. Ur together but youve never been more apart. A Sick and twisted practice hourglassery is...

[omtai]

This was me off 1 chocolate croissant

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: The carp leaping over the dragon gate 鲤鱼跃龙门 is a classic Chinese folk symbol. It stands for people overcoming hardships to achieve success. We often use it to wish others a bright future and smooth progress. If you spot a carp leaping over the Dragon Gate, good luck will come your way.

[heraldofgayness]

you keep opening doors, peeking in, reaching through to get what you want. and that puts you in my path.

references used under the cut!

[automatonwithautonomy]

also let's never forget ratthi likes sanctuary moon. murderbot says something cool and wise and everyone's nodding while it gets two seperate messages from art and ratthi that just say. i know what episode that's from.

[jupiterlandings]

As a heartless killing machine I was a terrible failure.

[daftpatience]

little template i made for myself & gonna share with yall. have fun, feel free to repost this one. im letting it out into the worl

transparent alts utc <3

[daftpatience]

murderbot expression sheet >:)

(sheet src)

[clowncarpool]

cheese sits on the toilet while we take showers, and i like to stand on my tip toes and draw his silhouette in the steam from a high angle, then stand back to see how warped it is from his actual shape

oil and acrylic on masonite

[toshio]

the MOST iconic 20 seconds of any anime dub i’ve ever experienced

[misfit-freaks]

EVEN THE FUCKING MUSIC OH MY LORD

[femmeslash]

i looked through the notes to see what this was (it’s cyber city oedo 808) and ended up crying laughing at the wikipedia article for it

[hurrayprilmusic]

Me: "Yeah, I was so tired of Microsoft's bullshit, and they just kept making windows worse and less stable. So, instead of downgrading to Windows 11, spyware edition (now with ads!), I just switched to Linux."

Them: "Oh, cool! And Linux really works just as well?"

Me, a single droplet of blood rolling out my left nostril: "...I really hate Microsoft"

[gailynovelry]

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought