Shy Cats With Guns

This is a blog for Jonae'ra and my other characters of Eorzea-FFXIV Mateus. Main blog is Razzlekitty!

[froyo-ocs]

Hey, can y’all rb this if it’s okay to send you messages asking about your ocs, cause on god I wanna interact with y’all but I am terrified of being annoying lol

[totallycorrectffxivquotes]

Literally everyone: I have high standards for a romantic partner. They must be organized, strong, and well put together. 

WoL: *stumbling in from the wilderness having not showered and breaking a priceless vase as hit it with their weapon on accident* 

Literally everyone: that one. I want that one.

[razineorzea]

Guilty or Innocent - Jonae’ra Vedeshu

Asked someone to marry you?

Jonae instantly stammered, stumbling over his words as he shyly rubbed his neck. “Uh heh n-no. I fancied a girl enough once an-an thought ‘bout askin’ but… we uh… we broke up before I could.” He frowns slightly but shrugs. “Not meant to be I guess.”

Kissed one of your friends?

His eyes widen a little and he now worries what type of interview he got himself into. “Me first girlfriend was me friend first so… I guess that counts? But… no. Not since then.”

Danced on a table in a bar / tavern?

Jonae laughed and shook his head. “Oi no. Thank the twelve no. Had a friend dance on a bar an’ I had to git him out b’fore we got booted out but no. Not myself. Got more sense in me not to get that knackered.”

Ever told a lie?

Jonae’s ear’s droop and his posture shrinks a little. “Me best mate likes to go after more dangerous hunts… By that I be meanin’ people. Me mum have a heart attack if she knew I was pickin’ up them type of bounties… So yea… Fibbed more than I cared to. Told her we was hunting monsters when we was really after thugs and bandits.” He sighs. “That’s the extent of it though. Not make it a habit of tellin’ lies.”

Had feelings for someone you can’t have?

Jonae thought a moment before sighing and shrugging. “Aye. A crush or two. Neva done nufin though. Not that I got the confidence to talk to pretty girls. But oi, it’s also a matter of respect though eh? Not gonna act on feelin’s if the girls taken. Not right, mate.”

Ever kissed someone of the same sex?

Jonae shrugs and shakes his head. “Peck on the cheek or head from me dad an’ older brothers when I was little but nothin’ past that. Nufin romantic.” 

Kissed a picture?

His ears drooped and he became somber. “Aye. Kissed the picture of me dad an’ older brothers. They died during the Calamity. Miss em.” He looked up quietly.

Slept until 5pm?

“Oh ya, mate.” He nodded quickly. “More than once. Usually after bein’ on the road an’ comin home.”

Worked at a fast food chain / restaurant

Jonae shook his head. “Neva have. Looks difficult though so… Not keen on tryin’.”

Stolen something?

“Ok look, mate.” He said quickly to defend himself. “I neva stole nufin but that don’t mean Raz always stealin’ stuff. An’ I happen t’be there. Look. Raz is a shite head an’ I don’t condone nufin like that.” 

Been fired from a job?

“Eh a time or two. Cheap ranch owners not wantin’ t’pay for honest work. First time was a ranch owner not wantin’ to pay when I killed all the beetles in his farm… Long story, they was antlions. Not beetles. An’ he didn’t wanna pay more.” He frowned. “He didn’t pay me so I found another antlion an’ led it to hims ranch. An’ left it there.” He shrugged.

Done something you regret?

“Mum says I worry too much an’ think too much on the past. Lots I regret. But can’t do nufin to change it. So ya think on it an’ learn. Move on, she says.” 

Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose?

Jonae chuckled. “Lots. Me best friend is a riot. Think he tries to get me to spit me drink out most of the time.” He laughed.

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?

“Oh aye! Course I did. Promise me kitten sis I would. First time seein’ snow was amazin’.” He smiled.

Sat on a roof top?

“Literally what I do when home in Ul’dah. Somethin’ relaxin’ sittin on a roof top at night watchin’ the night play out. It’s peaceful.”

Kissed someone you shouldn’t have?

“Eh no. Only had a couple of girls… That I got that far with.” He blushed deeply. “An we was datin’ by then.”

Sang in the shower?

He thinks a moment. “I hum. That count?”

Been pushed into a body of water with all your clothes on?

Jonae gives a dead pan expression and sighs in annoyance. “Ye-up. More than once. Cause me best mate is a shite head.”

Shaved your head?

His silver eyes go wide and he looks up at his hair. “Oi no! Nor would I… Like my hair.”

Made a boyfriend / girlfriend cry?

He shakes his head. “No, neva mad eme girlfriends cry. Least not that I know of…”

Shot a gun?

Jonae smile wide and patted the long barreled revolver at his side. “Aye. A time or two.” He winks.

Still loved someone you shouldn’t?

“Ugh aye. For a time still had feelin’s for me ex. Even though she broke me heart.” He paused a moment. “That what you mean, right?”

Have / had a tattoo?

“Not yet! But I want one. Maybe a wolf or somethin’. I dunno.”

Liked someone, but will never tell who?

He just stares at you for a long moment. “Theres a couple girls I… gotta crush on. But oi no. Neva tellin’ em. Pretty sure I barely exist to them.” 

Been too honest?

“I mean… aye? A time or two? But all things that need be said.” He said with a sigh.

Ruined a surprise?

“Oi, listen. When I was a kitten, ya couldn’t tell me nufin. Was terrible at keepin secrets… I’m better now.” He chuckles.

Been told that you’re beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said?

Jonae blushed deeply, “Aye… Or I think she meant it... “

Stalked someone?

He sighs with a frown. “By stalk, ya mean follow someone that had a bounty on their head? Cause done that few times with Raz… But if you mean stalked as in… creepy stalked? Then… no. No I haven’t.”

Thought about murder?

Theres a pause. “No… Neva cross me mind… Now sometimes I go wit’ me best mate to hunt people wit’ bounties. But our aim was always to capture alive but… some fought pretty hard… But neva went into these sorts of things thinkin’ that.”

How about mass murder?

There is a very long pause as he thinks the interviewer is disturbed. “No. No mate. Neva thought about it other than its a terrible thing.”

Cheated on someone?

“No.” The answer was very quick and sharp. “I value loyalty an’ the thought of bein’ with another girl while with another is deplorable, eh?”

Gotten so angry that you cried?

“When I found out me last girlfriend cheated on me, aye. I did. As I broke up with her.” He frowned.

Tried to stay away from someone for their own good?

“Aye… few years ago… Raz an I got inta hot water with a bandit clan. Had t’stay away from me family til the whole thing got taken care of. Didn’t want them comin back an’ hurtin’ me family.”

Thoughts about suicide?

He very quickly shook his head. “No. No way mate.” He sighed. “Sure times get tough an it’s hard livin up to me dads foot steps but me mum and sis’ lookin to me for support. If I go then they got nufin. They mean too much for me to think that selfishly.”

Had a girlfriend / boyfriend?

He gives a dead pan look. “Feel like… this shoulda been the first thing asked… Yes… Two ex girlfriends.”

Gotten totally drunk during a holiday?

Jonae shakes his head. “Not a heavy drinker, mate. Well, no. No I’m not but last New Year Raz got me right knackered. But I don’t make a habit of it.”

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Tagged by: @ivyffxiv​ (OMG THANKS FOR THE TAG! Sorry this to FOREVER.)

Tagging: Who ever wants to do this! I don’t know many people. T_T Work and life in general have limited my time on FFXIV as well, sadly.

[asamivalkyrie]

:~:* Meow *:~:  ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

[gyrabanian]

please dont ship ur ocs with alphinaud and alisae they are Children

[mooglemeet]

Hey everyone! A lot of people were liking this old headcount post but, since that post was created late September and we’re almost midway through December, I figured a fresh count was in order. So, without further adieu:

Please like/reblog this post if you’re an active FINAL FANTASY XIV blog looking for other people to interact with! Whether you mostly post aesthetic, screenshots, rp, etc; as long as you’re a roleplayer, you like the game and you’re looking for new people to follow, this post is for you! By looking through the notes, you should be able to get a quick snapshot of what players are out there and what content might be of interest to you.

This way the headcount should be a little more up to date and reflective of people looking for content, rather than a post that is close to three months old. Hopefully this will be of more use!

-Kupo mod.

[razzlekitty]

Hey folks! Money is a bit rough right now (geez that’s an understatement) so I’m trying to grab a few commissions! I have an interview for a job today but I’d like a little bit more security. Just doing head shots right now for $20!

Characters from anywhere! If it’s your character, I’ll draw them! World of Warcraft, Final Fantasy, D&D, Elder Scrolls, etc.

Message me here or via email in my terms of service! Share this around if you can, much love and happy holidays!

[razineorzea]

Was messing around and came up with a rather dashing glamour set for Jonae. And he still has no idea how to talk to girls.

[razineorzea]

Character Truths: Jonae’ra

Bold = always/often

Italic = sometimes

1. smoking: the action or habit of inhaling and exhaling the smoke of tobacco or a drug.

2. binge drinking: the consumption of an excessive amount of alcohol in a short period of time.

3. drug abuse: the habitual taking of illegal drugs.

4. nail biting: a common body language sign of anxiety/tension.

5. lip biting: a common body language sign of anxiety/tension.

6. night owl: a person who is habitually active or wakeful at night.

7. early bird: a person who rises, arrives, or acts before the usual or expected time.

8. negative attitudes: a philosophy of approaching life with criticism & pessimism.

9. positive attitudes: a philosophy of approaching life with optimism & confidence.

10. swearing: the use of offensive language.

11. superstitious: an irrational belief that an object, action, or circumstance not logically related to a course of events influences its outcome.

12. inspecting fingernails: a common body language sign of boredom.

13. scratching your neck: a common body language sign of uncertainty.

14. foot and finger tapping: a common body language sign of stress/impatience.

15. nose touch: a subtle body language sign of deceit.

16. flipping hair: a common body language sign of craving attention.

17. twirling hair: a common body language sign of flirtation.

18. cracking knuckles: a common body language sign of readiness.

19. hands behind back: a common body language sign of confidence.

20. finger pointing: a common body language sign of authority.

21. hands on hips: a common body language sign of readiness.

22. hands in pockets: a common body language sign of mistrust/reluctance.

23. frequent touch: a common body language sign of warmth/familiarity.

24. throat - clearing: a common body language sign of rejection/doubt.

25. jaw - clenching: a common body language sign of hostility.

26. eye - rolling: a common body language sign of irritation.

27. head - tilt: a common body language sign of interest.

28. whistling: to emit high - pitched sound by forcing breakthrough a small hole between one’s lips or teeth; usually to a tune.

29. humming: make a low, steady continuous sound like that of a bee; usually to a tune.

30. perfectionism: refusal to accept any standard short of perfection.

31. photographic memory: the ability to remember information or visual images in great detail.

32. paranoia: a mental condition characterized by delusions of persecution, unwarranted jealousy, or exaggerated self - importance, typically worked into an organized system.

33. exaggeration: a statement that represents something as better or worse than it really is.

34. intuitive: using or based on what one feels to be true even without conscious reasoning; instinctive.

35. quick - witted: showing or characterized by an ability to think or respond quickly & effectively.

36. interrupting: breaking the continuity of a conversation with one’s own statements.

37. doodling: to scribble or make rough drawings, absentmindedly.

38. irritable: having or showing a tendency to be easily annoyed.

39. gambling: to play games of chance for money; bet.

40. travel - sick: suffering from nausea caused by the motion of a moving vehicle, boat, or aircraft.

41. sensitive: having or displaying a quick & delicate appreciation of others’ feelings.

42. melancholy: a feeling of pensive sadness, typically with no obvious cause.

43. chewing gum: the exercise of chewing flavored gum which is not intended for swallowing.

44. fidgeting: to make small movements, especially of the hands & feet, through nervousness or impatience.

45. skeptical: not easily convinced; having doubts or reservations.

46. neat - freak: compulsively obsessed with cleanliness.

47. gossiping: divulging personal information about others.

48. prim: feeling or showing disapproval of anything regarded as improper; stiffly correct.

49. abbreviating: giving others nicknames/shortening names/giving pet names.

50. having a catchphrase: having a sentence or phrase typically associated with a specific person

I saw this floating around and thought it’d be fun. Might do this for my other characters but for now you get to know Jonae a little more.

[razineorzea]

Just Raz up to no good.

[razineorzea]

Two good cat boys. Well... Raz is more of an asshole cat boy but he’s good. Jonae is always a good cat boy tho.

[clouded-vxle]

Hi so, holidays are not good to me at all, and I kind of get super mopey. So.. I’m asking if you lovelies could do me a big favour and share either screenshots, art or even just random facts about your OC(s). A lil pick me up while i also get to learn about all these fantastic characters ‘w’

[razineorzea]

My shy cat man and his squirrel wish you a better evening. <3

[razineorzea]

I miss playing this asshole so much and I’ve been wanting to give Bard another go so I messed around and remade Raz. (I don’t remember these face options when I first played the game...) Now to save the profile and wake up super early to create the character! 

[razineorzea]

Loving Shadow Bringers so far! Still not sure if Jonae would be here IC but goodness some of the zones so far are gorgeous. Just had to get a shot of Jonae’ra and his girl Pixie.

[razzlekitty]

“I’M SORRY? YOU WANT ME TO WHOT?” Even Jonae’s companion was taken aback.

((This entire scenario is OOC but this is EXACTLY how he’d react.))

[ofmusingsxandmayhem-a]

Ok, I’m not a big fan of these kinds of posts, but lately, I’m becoming more and more disheartened so I need to know if you’re out there. 

Please reblog this post if you are willing to write with ‘un-shippable’ muses. 

I’m talking about those muses who are perhaps elderly, who are married/taken and not liable to affairs, muses who are asexual/aromantic, or even just muses whose muns don’t really want to ship. 

While I’m always happy that anyone would want to write with me, sadly, over time I have realised that my older/married/ace muses are very rarely (virtually never) requested. So please share this on your blog so that people know they can throw their muses at you who are not going to wind up in ships or with smut threads. 

[sorneth]

Looking for blogs to follow!

Hey there ffxiv community!

My blogs new on the block, and I would love some people to actually follow and interact with! So if you wouldn’t mind re-blogging this for me if your an ffxiv blog, I’d love to give you guys a follow!

- Your friendly neighborhood bard 

@mooglemeet​

[razineorzea]

Hello! FFXIV characters blog here. Mostly of my miqo’te but you’ll see all my characters here.