The Inner Ramblings of Razor

Anything and everything that piques my interest~ (NSFW BLOG: razorlewdz)

[endangered-justice-seeker]

You literally lifted my spirits sis.

[theladyinthestripeddress]

I needed this today

[blackpoeticinjustice]

First time I seen her without her long nails

[creativekarma0]

Let me tell ya’ll something if Jstlivinbbyy opens up a church… my ass is going

[yibambe]

[oatmylkmachiato]

This is literally the most heart warming story I have read on Twitter so far. I think this is exactly what friends should do, and I feel everyone deserves people like this.

[bmwiid]

A barn rasing:  a collective action of a community, in which a barn for one of the members is built or rebuilt collectively by members of the community.

because you cannot, you CANNOT, build a barn on your own, and without it, you will not be able to survive. 

What a fuckin’ gem of a sentence. “What we did today was a barn rasin” 

[normal-horoscopes]

LOVE IN LARGE GROUPS WITH OVERWHELMING FORCE DONT ASK FOR PERMISSION AND LET NOTHING STOP YOU

[valtsv]

you think being gay is hard??? try telling people youre only attracted to clowns

[valtsv]

[evilspice]

can you come up with something else? netflix? animators? police show? basic cartoon design?? talking animal?? male white lead? 1 black guy? 1 woman? her tits on show?? offensive non-funny humour? Can You Come Up With Some Thing Else????? in 2018?? no

[frankendykes-monster-deactivate]

Why the fuck does it look like Brickleberry?

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

[razorrambles]

[violaslayvis]

[willtime-deactivated20181102]

hi ive been losing my shit over this picture for the past two days

[willtime-deactivated20181102]

have been informed that this is from a 1974 sean connery movie called zardoz and all i can say is if i saw this in 1974 my third eye would have snapped the fuck open

[hz-archive]

Isn’t that a thwomp

[shadow-dio-sama]

[shishkababoo-deactivated2018121]

on the topic of Zardoz, this is what Sean Connery wore in the movie

[potoo-reblogs]

Please reblog this nice Toad.

[memewhore]

[nekomato-nekomata-deactivated20]

google HP Lovecraft’s cat’s name

[kittensnax]

[unclefather]

[cloudstation]

I babysat this girl tonight and she was really excited to show me the part in mario odyssey where you can play as a t-rex and when she’s playing as the t-rex she’s like “I gotta watch out for those little spikey guys cause they’ll kill me. just kidding I’m a dinosaur” and then she told the alexa to fart

[roachpatrol]

what continuously amazes me about the mcelroys is that justin looks like a gay elf, and travis looks like a portland barista who takes regular business trips to narnia. they both look like weird, cool, funny guys. but then griffin looks like if you hit ‘random’ on a character generator for a game exclusively about tax accountants. he looks like he was born with a polo shirt on. he looks like both his first and last names are jeff. he looks like he organizes socks for fun, and then he opens his mouth and says something funny enough that you rupture all your internal organs laughing about it. it’s incredible.  

[strawbebbynya]

i just want to say that the first time i saw griffin in the wwe monster factory video (i think), i was floored. i couldn’t believe my eyes. he was exactly like op says and i was not prepared for that at all and i was unable to process anything for days

[icegrillz-deactivated20191028]

[xspiderfanx]

trickster gods having a dance-off

[yt-memes]

That’s alot of chaotic energy in one video

[messages-from-paradox-space]

i looked up the song thats playing in the background only to discover that the guy in the smiley face hoody literally wrote and recorded it this is his song

[roaringstream]

Shit slaps tho like that’s impressive

[snapscube]

two sonics dub a scene from the incredibles

youtube version

[reed-fink]

Rare Footage of The Speelunker Cave ride from Six Flags over Texas in the off-season, mid-1970′s. 

[spectrometrie]

oh my god

[syntheticperson]

the inside of my brain just sounds like this

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[mikedspauler]

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