Ryan Onenut

19 Male // Stressed and Depressed // College sucks

[dies-first]

@salticid​ you’re amazing and I love ur cryptic spambot convo I hope u like this!!

[twitter]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

I cannot understand the hold Keanu Reeves has on people can someone explain it.

[dangerousexpertcollective]

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[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

Oh it all makes sense now

[revenantbird]

[cartoonfreack]

[rry]

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

“Pooh.. I’m the king of Team Plasma”

[cat-parlour]

[dashbeardconfessional]

the plant has a question

[mattibee]

Pokemon evolving but they molt like bugs

[mattibee]

[margotwobbie]

If you want a maniac, I’ll show you maniac.

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY ☂️ 2x09 “743”

[madeupmonkeyshit]

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[left-reminders]

[tikkety-tok]

Did she just tell an alligator what to do? 😳

[howl224]

Ancient Reptile: Free me. Fearless caretaker: Back inside scaly puppy.

[marcy-the-martian]

Me when SCP-682 tries to break out

[purplekonekoart]

Recently re-watched the Fallout 4 Monster Factory. I can’t believe Roachie despawned. 

[plasmalogical]

self care is actually getting in fights with randoms in dark alleys

No self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.

[plasmalogical]

self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes

[condensedchaos333]

Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting

[plasmalogical]

if you touch my birthday cake ill make you eat your hands

[thebootydiaries]

How did I wake up in the middle of the night with the funniest tweet idea and it was this

[pussysista-deactivated20170521]

[depsidase]

[kilrosk]

[moofahdrome]