[whitepeopletwitter]

[ll-again]

Finally saw my first blaze post and it's just

[carfuckerlynch]

waiting for my knight in shining armor (ibuprofen) to rescue me from the horrors (head hurty)

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

Opening Task Manager to scare the programs into behaving again

[the-eldritch-angel]

*throws ibuprofen on the ground and watches the aging tumblr populous peck at them like chickens*

[i-am-dulaman]

Love it when you put butter into a pan that's still warming and the butter starts slidin around like where you goin girl

[luxlightly]

It's so important to remember that tumblr is bad. Has been bad. And will likely remain bad for the foreseeable future. And that is vital to our survival. If Tumblr was a good website that worked, it would get turned into a corporate hellscape like every other site. It's so important that Tumblr is broken and poorly run and impossible to effectively navigate. It's all that's keeping us safe.

[thecraftgremlin]

We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?

[berlynn-wohl]

What I love about ducks is that they really do quack. It’s not just hype.

[lycanthrology]

groups of people of varying heights really dont poke their heads around doorframes like they used to

[im-skel]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[iwilleatyourenglish]

boyfriend tripped on his vacuum at 4 in the morning and took it really personally

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[lockrum-deactivated20230107]

💡tip: you can use good software instead of bad software

[notgreengardens]

tumblr posts that keep telling you to switch to firefox

[maudit-innocent]

Ngl this is kinda hilarious

[tumakhunter]

Makes sense. I mean, a passenger of a cruise line isn't called a sailor, right? Astronaut literally means "star sailor."

[graymooncult]

OP how could you not include the first paragraph of the article

[maudit-innocent]

Huge oversight on my part you're absolutely right

[stantler]

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

PTSD? You got pussy taste speldiferous disorder???

i don’t even know what to say here.

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

you know what. yes. i do got pussy taste splendiferous disorder.

[toastbutteregg]