Slowly Reaching Shore

Sarcasm, sass, and shit that speaks to me. [Denver, CO]

[dcbtc-blog]

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[reaching-sh0re]

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/7291176 My relationships in a damn nutshell. Jesus..

[kyllmiself]

him: im gonna make u cum

me:

[sugarmacaron]

STOP

[reaching-sh0re]

😂😂

[setheverman]

when you’re a classical pianist but you listened to hip hop once

[reaching-sh0re]

I really need to quit apologizing for my emotions and feelings. I'll vent or stick up for myself, and immediately feel bad and apologize. What the ever living fuck is that about? Am I crazy? Good god, being a woman is hard when possibly being thought of as a bitch terrifies you. That's a good New Years resolution of sorts. Quit feeling so sorry for feeling.

[urbeaut]

[jason-todds]

Cody Christian for American Eagle Outfitters.

[reaching-sh0re]

😍

[perrfectly]

Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams. If you’re wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn’t love you anymore

Lady Gaga (via perrfectly)

[jspark3000]

Truth without love is condescending. Love without truth is only pretending. Love and Truth must walk hand-in-hand.

J.S. Park (via jspark3000)

[gothicprep]

“GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL”

“sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse”

“oh rad bring it in”

[fishdetective]

in the iphone calendar you can go back into the thirteenth century and beyond???? i didn’t even scroll back as far as it went because i was scared of break the space time continuum what is this did you guys know that disease ridden peasants woke up on january sixth fucking 1207 and it was a fucking saturday

[fishdetective]

It goes all the way back to the year 1 AD and then it starts GOING BACKWARDS up again like BC but without the negatives. i scheduled a haircut for myself on january 17 1 AD. i don’t know why apple gave me the ability to do this

[fishdetective]

i missed my haircut appointment by over two thousand years

[the-perks-of-eating-pussy]

this is such a good idea

[nnylakk-deactivated20200901]

wow, yes.

[ryjri]

That’s pretty neat.

[awesome-picz]

Seals Are Actually Ocean Puppies.

[woodelf68]

Myth: Confirmed!

[mikasavela]

[fitnessjourneyahoy-blog]

Be humble. Let your success speak for itself.

[offtheocean-deactivated20191127]

Date someone who meets you half way. Date someone who brings you a glass a water when they get themselves one. Date someone who makes sure you don’t spend money on ridiculous things. Date someone your ex hates and your mom loves. Date someone who’d rather spend a Friday night watching movies, than out with 50 people they barely even talk to. Date someone who sleeps on your chest and leaves a little puddle of drool. Don’t date someone who makes you leave oceans of tears.

At the end of the day it’s the little things. (via offtheocean)

[wwinterweb]

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