Pathetic Egg Stunt Achieves Nothing

28, He/Him, Gay and Brazillian I speak portuguese, english and spanish if you ever wanna talk :)

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[deanwinchesterapologist]

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

[tuckyourshirt]

this literally isn't true please stop spreading lies

[regicidal-defenestration]

One time I saw a fake headline about the Vatican announcing the virgin Mary's new nemesis, la puta Waría, and ever since that day I've quoted it like anybody else knows what I'm talking about

[no-known-cure]

I am doing so bad mentally that I 99% could get recruited into a cult right now but I don't leave the house so I can't even meet any cult recruiters

[deepdwellingsteamboat]

Mosshome HOLLOW KNIGHT: SILKSONG 2025・dev. Team Cherry

[eggshells-and-simple-spells]

A rest day isn't enough. I need one billion years alone in a crystal.

[diet-cokesiut]

Think you could take a 10x10 inch cock? Asking for a friend 👀

like is it a cube or am i misunderstanding

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

if Charlie Kirk didn't want his death to be made fun of he should have died in seriouser circumstances

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

his last insta post. man I can't. I can't make a better joke than this

[a-thing-for-pixels]

I am crying

[thecharliedanger]

[soulspark]

[mikufanclub]

who keeps donating yaoi to the local used bookstore

[mikufanclub]

hannah f i found your gay porn

[mikufanclub]

[bvbblebeam]

good morning gay people!!

[ottermatopoeia]

[bvbblebeam]

happy pride everyone

[androscoggintoboggan]

[22psyduck]

no commentary. just raw dogging this meme. 500+ comments in an hour. they dgaf

[destinyandcoins]

edward and alphonse wandering across amestris for 3.5 years looking for a way to return to their original bodies: mustang can we get a philosopher's stone?

mustang: you have a philosopher's stone at home

the philosopher's stone at home:

[aye-of-newt]

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

shinji ikari

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

[soapyfemme]

Holding a girl down with my hand in her hair but it’s my right hand so she has to make dead on eye contact with my clippy tattoo

[soapyfemme]

POV

[themorriganunofficial]

Hey, looks like you're trying to have lesbian sex, can I help with that?