BEST KITTY POLL!
Crème 🧊
Miette 🥣
Mora 🫐🍓
Charlie 🍪
Zuko 🍊
Heyes 🐉
Curry 🐦🔥
Thor ⛈️
CJ 🦶
We’re finally tackling the endless question — which of my and my friend’s cats is the best? Who can truly come out on top as bestest girl or boy?
PROPAGANDA:
Crème Brûlée (MY cat): Worlds most nervous girl. She tries to cuddle ice cubes because she loves them, but then cries when they melt.
Miette (my family’s cat): Gonna be honest Miette consists mostly of crime and nothing else. Steals soup on the regular. Bites your ass when you aren’t looking.
Mora ( @bmoshh ‘s cat): She’s pretty, she’s a princess, and she’s a professional Halloween decoration! Plus, her name is “blackberry” in Spanish. What more could you need for propaganda? Just LOOK at her!
Charlie ( @autumnastra ‘s cat): More circle than cat, probably the fluffiest thing I’ve ever seen. Best Blep on the planet!
Zuko ( @autumnastra ‘s cat): He’s orange, so he’s a little special. But he’s bringing the cuteness nonetheless.
Heyes ( @readingandsiamese ‘s cat): Heyes is very proud that he won best dragon costume on Halloween 2025. Anxious sweet boy that demands cuddles.
Curry ( @readingandsiamese ‘s cat): Curry, unfortunately, won WORST Phoenix costume of 2025. It’s okay little man you’re rocking it nonetheless
Thor ( @trans-cowboy-archivist ‘s…. Cat?): Thor gets a spot on this poll because his eyebrows are just SO on point. Tell him he’s a good boy! He thinks he is a lap dog but he is 90 pounds.
CJ ( @jadedragon1903 ‘s cat): 15 year old lady who has only three teeth. This does not stop her from trying to steal your Cheetos. Likes to be pet with your feet so she’s a little freaky
CJ (Callie Jr.) further propaganda bc I will not stand for this true slander against her old lady name
She loves belly rubs and will flop over in front of you in order to coerce them out of you, she will wait very impatiently for you to pet her in this position, sometimes for several minutes
She is #1 cuddle bug and we affectionately call her "doom" because when she lays on your lap like the little heater she is, she will make your ass konk out in about 10 minutes flat, she will move from one person to the next until everyone is participating in group old lady naptimes
She absolutely can and will use you as a pillow until she decides to get up and tell about her food or other needs. She also can squeak, loves being carried over your shoulder and will yell about not getting enough attention
Heyes is also too smart for his own good and gets into everything! He is clever and anxious and sweet but js also a little thief and all about breaking and entering. XD
















