Read Me or Weep

"In conclusion may I please remind you that it does not say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty."⭐️🗽

[momo33me]

This is a very old Islamic tradition, still alive in parts of Turkey. When a white blanket of snow covers everything - people go to the tops of mountains peaks and scatter seeds and food for the birds through the snowing season so as not to let the birds die of starvation. This deed was started by the Muslim caliph Umar bin Abdul Aziz and is narrated in various books of history and quoted as “Go and spread seeds on the tops of mountains - may the birds not die of starvation in a Muslim country.”

[awwcutepets]

Highly successful honeybee

[george-crowstanza]

Absolutely off the shits

[baekphia]

💀💀💀💀💀💀

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

i love people who are incredibly book smart but otherwise stupid as shit. i have a friend who got a 4.0 in college but had to ask me if there were calories in soap

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

if this post taught me anything its that you’re all dumb as shit too

[saffron-not-so-joy]

When will i get my government assigned group chat

[capnperaltiago-deactivated20211]

none of my friends will get both of these references so here is maybe the funniest tweet i’ve ever seen

[silly-slacker-person]

God I love ClickHole

[my-homosexual-romance]

[frogmp3]

hey girls… did you know… that um… bisexual people are allowed to refer to their same gender attraction as gay or, when it applies, refer to other traits about themselves as gay, without someone who got their women and gender studies degree on tumblr.edu correcting them

[flippyspoon]

[plumsfrombucharest-deactivated2]

Avengers: Big Girls Don’t Cry

[lamborghinea-pig]

Avengers: Chucky vs. the Giant Tortoise

[stuckinapatriarchalbullshitland]

Avengers: Love Incredible

[darthronstoppable]

Avengers: Sorry Not Sorry

[monsieurenjlolras]

Avengers: Wake Me Up Before you Go-Go

[tendersea]

antoni please tell me where these risotto college parties are

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

tumblr banned porn but i see it everyday on here this shit like alcohol in the prohibition era

[the-memedaddy]

[outlanderalien]

Same aura

[i-am-the-third-heat-deactivated]

[fl0wereater]

my bio prof: which parasite caused the potato famine?

the tiny desperate tired voice in my head: don’t say the english, it’s correct, but don’t say it

[esoanem]

This is a common misconception! As the English usually kill their host, we’re actually parasitoids not true parasites!

[fl0wereater]

now this is a correction i’ll stand for

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[skellydun]

hey good luck today with whatever u got going on. u got this. and i hope something really nice happens to u today. u deserve it.