a really strange time in my life

meaning a time I'm way too obsessed with millionaires in silly cars she/her · writes stuff on AO3 · watches too much tennis at work no, I don't really hate twilight

[readtwilightandhatedit]

*sigh*

It's so hard to be a professional porn writer sometimes.

[justslightlyconfused]

That ‘comment on your a03 work’ email hits like a line of cocaine every time. unmatched dopamine increase. shoutout to everyone who leaves a comment on fics. you deserve the world

[maxieurekaevermore]

These try to find difference pics are getting harder....

[anotherinchident]

Twinning

[akindplace]

oh wow you’re not gonna believe this but turns out i was unnecessarily anxious for no reason. how unexpected

[stroebe2]

June and July are the same months btw. They want you to think they're two different months but it's the same month that's 60 days long. Same way August is actually August and the first half of September

[readtwilightandhatedit]

Important question, has anyone already turned the latest carcar drama into a hate sex or making up or similar-ish fic or read something good?

Asking for a friend.

[bhloomest]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

“which self-help book would you rec—” girl read yaoi fanfiction on ao3 instead

[readtwilightandhatedit]

What exactly persuaded you to put that cat into my inbox three times you cutie 😭😭😭

[readtwilightandhatedit]

My dad doesn’t really know the newer drivers yet, so yesterday he called Bortoleto Borman which, well, he’s not entirely wrong I guess

[andthatsp1]

the facecard on this man is insane 😍

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags the last full album you listened to

[visenyaism]

For the thought crime of experiencing optimism you have been sentenced to five years of propeller hat and rainbow lollipop

[readtwilightandhatedit]

Trying to work sitting on the couch is such a cosy idea in my head but my hip hurts, I don't have space to spread out my stuff and I lost my Apple pencil in the depths of the cushions five times now

[merclando]

oh damn

[nevver]

Nimbus Palazzo, Berndnaut Smilde