“I read The Unselected Journals of Emma M. Lion for the plot!”
The plot:

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“I read The Unselected Journals of Emma M. Lion for the plot!”
The plot:
When my aunt was in her late 20s people used to rudely ask her “Why aren’t you married yet?” and she’d reply “Just lucky, I guess” which I think is one of the best things I have ever heard
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This feels like Phantom of the Opera made specifically for the Great Comet truthers
I don’t like when you guys say “atp” to mean “at that point” or whatever. It means adenosine triphosphate
I can live alone, if self-respect and circumstances require me so to do. I need not sell my soul to buy bliss. I have an inward treasure, born with me, which can keep me alive if all extraneous delights should be withheld or offered only at a price I cannot afford to give.
Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre
i think it is generally true that you can have a bachelors or even masters degree in something and know basically nothing about it.
Rumple: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Belle: I think you mean cards.
Rumple, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.
okay but what if we realized we were still in love with each other after all this time...and then we ran to meet each other in the loft weve lived in together for years...and then we were in an elevator and we kissed...as green light by lorde played...haha jk...unless...
*Darcy, looking at Lizzie with desperation*
Charlotte: Mr. Darcy looks at you a lot.
Lizzie: I think he’s trying to just blow me up with his mind. Tell him it’s not working, I’m not afraid of him.
imagine being éowyn in the lord of the rings trilogy. your uncle the king is being mind controlled by an evil wizard until said evil wizard's cooler version shows up and frees him. he is accompanied by an elf, a dwarf, and the hottest guy you've ever met. the hot guy also happens to be 87 years old and maybe still not over his immortal elf girlfriend but he respects and listens to you so you're shooting your shot. your geriatric hotguy situationship turns you down the night before the biggest battle ever then goes ghost hunting in the mountains. you decide to go to battle because you'll either help save your people or die in a really cool and honorable way. you then kill middle earth satan's number one henchman with the power of loophole and being a woman (you are also helped in doing this by a 4 foot tall stoner). then you get to marry faramir. 10/10 no notes my girl went through it all
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ARIANA GRANDE and CYNTHIA ERIVO in WICKED (2024) dir. Jon M. Chu
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