Mor Shapiro’s Bone-Dry Pussy™️

"Sometimes Roz gets herself down. It's her own worthiness that does it, the pressure on her to be nice, to be ethical, to behave well; it's the rays of good behavior, of good nature, of cluck-clucking good-as-gold goody-goodness beaming out from around...

[hotvampireadjacent]

[depsidase]

[cosmicanger]

graphix artiste

[isuggestrevolution]

i have a suggestion

[captain-price-returns]

[havingapoemwithyou]

Earl by Louis Jenkins

[cosmonautroger]

Hebden Bridge, Calderdale, West Yorkshire (England)

[princefuckyouknickers]

[rain-droplet]

in fair verona, we lay our scene

[hello-eeveev]

a crude summary of one of my favorite musicals

[metaphoricallyrose]

figayda comic based off another text convo I’ve had

[masktrel]

I love this guy you guys have no idea

[saltyfinalboss]

slay the spire 2 is a good game

[trashybugs]

Who keep making me get Vakuu bro

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[atasteoflee]

Omfggggggggg leave me alone

[captainclickycat]

I’m still very amused by the idea that Madame Zeroni’s priorities have shifted overtime from “wanting to be taken to the healing spring to regain strength” to “tumblr meme must go viral”

[sadspockpanda]

That moment when you’re reading a fic and your OTP finally hooks up

[bean-there-before]

I'm dying over the conditions of these grants are you fucking kidding me

so many guys dressed up as grant wearing grant glasses and grant shirts and who look kinda like grant stood in a room for like an entire shootblock with this script memorized

do you think they talked??? or were they silent?? did they discuss the script or theorize about whatever the fuck is happening?? did a grant say 'i'm a new dad' just for all the other grants to go 'oh congratulations man!' and then start giving dad advice because some of them are also fathers???? how many of them are there because how many people would you need to make 'hi i'm 50' true for all of them??? when they left the room did they stream out in a crowd of grants?? do you think they made lifelong friends in that room? do you think they fell in love??? do you think one day their grandchildren will ask 'grandpas, how did you meet?' and they'll say that they met standing in a room dressed as some guy named grant and speaking identically because somehow they ended up standing next to each other and now their love story is forever immortalized in this episode???

CAN YOU IMAGINE THE CALL SHEET

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[billpottsismygf]

Ah yes, the famous proverb. See no evil, hear no evil, smell no evil.

[douglas-duke-keane]

finally watching the ccod finale