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depsidase

#just had to unfollow someone today. July 22 2025. because they were posting hp fanfic #FUCKING GET IT TOGETHER GUYS

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intercal

apple blossomed trees / roots with the birds

intercal

the whole club was looking at worms

thepurpleglass

cannibalcaprine2

trips and falls and i just dont get up after

cannibalcaprine2

im not dead or anything i just dont feel like getting up

heedra

if i couldn't have any of the obvious first choice superpowers i would want my power to be the power of i can go anywhere and its not a problem. the way this power would work is that as long as im peaceful and respectful i can go anywhere and nobody will see it as weird or see me as a target for hostility. i can walk into a cool house to politely peep the decor or walk into a tall office building to politely peep the decor or walk around a city at night alone to politely peep the decor or walk into a strange facility to politely peep the decor or walk onto a plane and ride the plane to its destination and then walk around there to politely peep the decor and its fine as long as im chill. no need to make me faster or anything i can just walk at a normal pace. its good for the soul.

#I don't want to cause harm I'm just nosy

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annunakitty

Cinderella...

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jordanbolton

To the Person Who Asked If I Was OK

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inherlivingroom

rip naberius tern if there had been an available delusional straight woman among the necromancers and cavaliers at canaan she would have been obsessed with you. unfortunately everyone was queer or had standards

#naberius tern #the locked tomb #maybe I read too into him but he is nuanced #I don't think he's truly a terrible guy #he definitely deserved better #but who even cares about babs

alethianightsong

Parts of the Odyssey I WISH Christopher Nolan kept...

Aeolus and his wind bag

Odysseus meeting his mother Anticlea in the underworld. It hurts his heart to see she died of grief waiting for him to return.

The horror after Odysseus' men butcher the sun god's cows. The meat starts mooing on the skewers, the cowhides slither along the ground, and the carcasses get up and start moving like live cattle. It would've made for some great horror.

Penelope testing her husband by saying she moved the wedding bed (one of its posts was carved from an olive tree and the whole palace was built around it so you would have to uproot it to move the bed). Odysseus gets irate hearing that it was moved and his reaction is how she knows it's not Zeus in disguise (recall that Zeus is not above shapeshifting into women's husbands)

Telemachus nearly stringing Ody's bow on his first try with no prior knowledge but Ody secretly signals for him to stop

Athena being a bro and asking Eos (goddess of dawn) to hold back the day so Ody could have as much time "reuniting" with Penelope as possible.