me giving relationship advice: dump him lol
This is a pretty funny story that happened way back like 12 years ago (2003). We were visiting a friend of my dad’s, we will call him David Uncle, and David Uncle had a daughter named, lets say Emily. Now back in this time I was about 3 or 4 and we were at their house for Thanksgiving I believe and Emily had brought over her boyfriend. Now apparently at the time I had a a small crush on Emily who was like 20ish, you know little kid things. Now after I met this guy at the dinner table, my parents have told me that the next thing I said was “dump him” probably being something I had heard in a tv show at the time relating to relationships. She was really sweet when she heard this and said “Oh (insert my name), if you were just a bit older i would dump him and be with you!” Everyone laughed at this funny little dinner trifle and carried on ( I don’t even remember too much of this anyway). I have then heard on a trip back from David Uncle’s house that about 3 months after I had said that, her boyfriend had started to become a stalker and they had to get a restraining order on him. So i conclusion I was both psychic and a ladykiller at the age of 4.
