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I'm Michelle. Basically anything on here is what actually I think and how I feel. Want to get to know me? Ask me anything!

[donuuthole]

what boys must think of me

[robertdeniro]

how exactly do you get into the feet pic selling business 

[acidhues]

put your best foot forward

[gyaradont]

A good first step is selling your sole

[robertdeniro]

None of you are funny I just want foot money

[mushymlmthings]

can I get uhhh one large boyfriend with a side of uhhh large affection

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Boyfriend machine broke

[gaeree]

[justbabyharpseals]

what

[taylakrueger]

I swear this is the best shit ever

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[thingsthatsoundlikefacts]

Did you know…

Candles on romantic dinner tables were traditionally used to prevent prospective lovers from leaning over to steal a kiss before they were married

[bussmunchington]

If you want to kiss you must brave the FIRE

[kiefbowl]

“he just left in the middle of an argument” dump him “he rolls his eyes when I start to cry” dump him “we never agree on what movie to watch and we always go with his choice” dump him “when he’s mad he’ll stand up straight and tower over me” dump him “his friends make me uncomfortable” dump him “he didn’t appreciate the gift I made him” dump him “I don’t like that he drinks every day” dump him “sometimes he ignores what I said during sex unless I say it again” dump him “he told me he doesn’t like it when I wear my favorite sweater” dump him “he threw something when he got mad once” dump him “he won’t yell but sometimes he’ll just stop responding until I stop talking about it” dump him “he doesn’t want me to go to my friend’s parties without him, but he never wants to go” dump him “he pouts and says his last girlfriend did it for him” dump him “he plays pranks on me that I don’t like” dump him “he doesn’t think my jokes are very funny and makes fun of me for it” dump him “he wants me to wear more make up” dump him “he got angry that I cut my hair” dump him “he still hasn’t met my parents” dump him “he talks about me giving him kids, but we’ve never talked about our future” dump him “he whines that condoms don’t feel as good” dump him “I like having a boyfriend, but I have to put up with a lot for this one” dump him (:

[exploregif-blog]

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

I love silent films

[threatlevelmidknight-deactivate]

I’m gonna die

[benevolentsocialplanner-blog]

Oscar-worthy

[reshipped]

when you’re first to shower and use up all the hot water

[animals-lovers]

[4gifs]

[demo-espeon]

Did a bunch of dogs breakup a fight between two cats? Am I seeing this right??

[bangtangeneral-deactivated20181]

Having none of that shit today.

[ghdos-blog]

“Ay man, y’all chill the fuck out. Y’all fucking up the party.”

[smearedlipstick-deactivated2015]

I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I’M SEEING

[askfordoodles]

Pack animals like dogs don’t tolerate dissent in their group because it weakens the pack’s social structure… There are similar clips on youtube of them breaking up rabbit and rooster fights… They don’t care what species you are, they just want you to CUT THAT SHIT OUT.

[impostoralice-deactivated201511]

They don’t differentiate species because dogs think everything else is just a weird dog. 

[daughterofthestars]

ANIMAL BEHAVIOR IS FUN MAN OMG

[makesmysoulache]

“EVERYONE ELSE IS JUST A WEIRD DOG” This is painfully accurate

[durnesque-esque]

Kevin’s mom is a hero.

[tygermama]

I love you Kevin’s mom

[aaapple-jax]

just watch it

[not-easily-brxken]

UNMUTE

[colorlessdreamz-deactivated2023]

How? Did not miss one beat

[macangel56]

Awesome 💕💕💕

[nolifesinceoutlander]

I’ve already watched this 3xs! Love it!

[dollarfries-deactivated20150630]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[mirkawaii]