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[therewillbesun]

Honestly if I was on bake off I’d be nicking at least a full set of matching bowls, Gill is incredibly valid for this

[barrybclout]

LIKE STOP BITING UR LIP OMG

[fae-vertee]

I'm watching Physical 100 on Netflix and if the contestant gets eliminated they have to smash a plaster cast of their torso on the way out. This one guy, tall with huge lats and traps, had just lost to a shorter guy in a wrestling match.

He was obviously disappointed in himself, but he stopped to hug his torso likeness before smashing it.

It made me tear up. He's so kind to himself, even in and especially after a defeat. 🥹

Screenshot from tiktok

[nonbino-chaos-fox]

I want to study Q under a microscope. What is this man? Why does he do what he does? What really is a Q-skirt?

[vonlipvig]

RELEASE THE PONDEROSA TAPES!

[freesca]

[pleather-breakfast]

I like this season a lot but I truly feel like we got the most boring Final 5 we could've out of the players that made it to jury. Everyone who got voted off these past several rounds just had so much more to give to the narrative and potential story of the season. That's just me though.

[brionbroadway]

my favourite part of q's exit press is every time he clarifies something happened "before applebees." it's like he's saying "before the war."

[professionalfixator]

worlds hottest jury part 3

[aquarri]

maria found dead

[desmondsprettyface]

Here's my hot take on what the Hell is going on with idols:

It's a symptom of late-stage Survivor where, instead of people competing to see if they can survive on an island, it's people competing to win a game show they've been watching and analyzing for 20 years.

Once upon a time, an idol was a random, superfluous bonus that players were grateful to find and use to guarantee one more day. In the modern perception of Survivor as this massive, convoluted game of 4th dimensional chess where every single move must be considered relative to every potential outcome, idols have become a forgone conclusion factored into the step-by-step strategy machine. Look at how many times we've seen survivors saying "I HAVE to find an idol for my game." It's become representative of potential and situated as this necessary piece of each player's convoluted gameplan. As a result, the idea of the idol in the context of The Game of Survivor has overwhelmed its practical utility as a basic freebie.

tl;dr Modern players are over-thinking idols to the point of self-sabotage in the name of sTrAtEgY.

I propose next season is all contestants who have never watched a single episode of Survivor lol

[fearlessplatinums]

if i had a nickel for everytime someone on this season of survivor got voted out with an idol in their pocket id have FIVE NICKELS which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that its happened five times

[aces-and-angels]

q @ the jury: yall are never gonna believe this.

the jury: you had the idol and didn't play it?

q: i had the idol and didn't- wait huh?

[realitytvsb]

5 IDOLS?!? 5???????

[realitytvsb]

“They say you can see Venus from Earth…but we don’t see Venus no more in this camp” ~Q

This was a good one

[realitytvsb]

I was not expecting the Ian Katie Tom alliance to burst into flames like this damn

[realitytvsb]

I wish Gregg had been voted out earlier because I’m actually rooting for Jenn during these challenges now that she’s trying XD