OHHHHHHHHHH MY FUCKING GOD I'M SO FUCKING HYPED I'M SCREAMING IT'S AUGUST 5 I REPEAT AUGUST 5
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OHHHHHHHHHH MY FUCKING GOD I'M SO FUCKING HYPED I'M SCREAMING IT'S AUGUST 5 I REPEAT AUGUST 5
it would've been so fire if cronenberg did glamorama adaptation and i don't even like cronenberg
EVERYBODY on twitter are hating on the shards it's pissing me off. I love tumblr
IM SO SORRY IM NOT REALLY INTO BEE LATELY BUT IM BACK REALLY ITS JUST EXAMS FUCKED ME IN THE ASS
i'm reading the shards alone in my room and i'm getting FREAKED OUT! THIS BOOK IS SCARY AS FUCKKKKK!
not bret in the prologue to the shards writing about how writing a book is about falling in love with someone in that it’s “impossible to resist, there’s nothing you can do about it” and then two pages later he’s talking about trying to hide the story of the shards in “the dark corner of the CLOSET.” like yes we know when you’re talking about writing you’re talking about queerness
Happy Pride Month to every single Bret Easton Ellis character
Things I desperately want to see in The Shards TV show
That I probably won't get to 😭
Transition shots between modern day and 1980s LA
Transition shots between 2020s and 1980s Bret
2020s Bret full stop!
2020s Bret still having dark hair despite Rigney's Bret look - that's my disgusting little liar boy and I want him to be caught out
While I'm enjoying my pipe dream of there actually being an actor to play adult Bret: I think when Bret's dreaming about/imagining The Trawler he should be played by the same actor who plays 2020s Bret (though obviously with his face covered)
Gratuitous Steven Reinhardt turtleneck shot
Sleep paralysis demon Matt Kellner
Bret and Matt making friends in summer school (my babyyyyyy)
When I thought Bret was going to be a big, stocky boy I kind of wanted to see him pick Matt up like a ragdoll, but now that he's ~5'7" I would still like to see that thank you
Some kind of montage that encapsulates the beginning of chapter 9. Yes, Mr Ellis, say more about how your upbringing doomed every relationship you've ever been in
Susan very obviously having a crush on Bret and trying really, really hard to act like she doesn't
Susan very, very obviously liking all the things about Robert that he has in common with Bret
Some shots of Debbie being sad when no one's looking at her, please, my girl
A huge tonal shift after Matt's death
A huge character shift after the bungalow scene
Showing the incongruity between the narration and what's actually happening after Bret's "encounters" with Terry. His dead-inside baby-face while he cleans himself up with shaking hands while the voice of a man who's written some form of this encounter into every book he's ever published says, "It didn't bother me."
A shot that implies someone pushed Terry off the balcony (because he deserves it)
Ryan looking like he wants to be swallowed up by the floor when he's at the diner with Bret and Robert and they're arguing loudly
Bret being genuinely unhinged in that scene
Bret coming across as extremely unstable in front of both Abigail and Dr Croft, but neither of them seeming to care or do anything about it
The actor playing Robert's father in flashbacks to be the same actor used to take family photos for the Ellis household
"The Trawler" crying as he attacks Susan and Thom
Bret looking hideously fucked-up after fighting with Robert
Bret hugging his mom and crying
The wound on Bret's arm to look undeniably like a bite mark, but I only want to see a shot of it from Susan's POV
Adult Thom at the book-signing (aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh)
adding my piece of shit
double fantasy in the soundtrack (i don't need anything else)
the shards perfect summer read if u want to be afraid of being serial killed for a week after
Top ten things to do is rage bait yourself with 1 star reviews of your favorite movies on letterboxd. (but some of these are right so im mad.)
LOOK AT MINES TOP 4 I'M DYING (it's 2001 a space odyssey, elite squad, magical mystery tour and chelsea girls)
i relate to patrick bateman's emotional struggles and his struggles to communicate with people so bad i wonder what it says about me. like yeah at some points i felt like him when i had certain breakdowns because everything is so fucking overwhelming and doesn't make sense and there's no point in living or doing anything good at all!!!
Dorsia boyfriends headcanon!! Pat brings dead animals home sometimes and Paul has argue with him for hours, just to get him to drop it.
i'm tired of posts saying we shouldn't idolise patrick bateman. He's ideal to me
Redraw from a couple years ago
love this part in the novel (a jaguar print jacket... what kind of taste is that)
happy pride month to patrick bateman
The least interesting about Patrick Bateman is the murders he commits. Which is hilarious given he commits them to be recognized and unique. Meanwhile I’m more invested in his eternal quest to get into Dorsia, his homoerotic vibes with Luis, and the implication that he has no idea what pigs look like.