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@realwhitepikmin
Tumblr re-pin :3
Hi i'm raven, I like splatoon and rainworld. Thats about it
I use she/her pronouns
I also FUKCING LOVE PEACOCK SPIDERS UYUHJYVIVVKH
otherwise i do have arachnophobia so pls send only jumping spiders and nothing else
Remember to have a good day
I dont need this shit lmaoo
Hey, you are not an embarrassment for not knowing how to do certain household chores/basic self-care. They do not come naturally to us. A lot of it takes practice! Maybe you had a neglectful guardian. Maybe you had one that was very coddling and never thought to teach you. Maybe you haven't lived in a place where these things were available to you or needed. Doesn't matter. It's okay to not know and far more common than you might realise.
That said, this website provides very simple instructions on how to do everyday tasks such as making your bed, using a washing machine, cooking different foods, washing dishes, taking a shower, etc. All you have to do is use the search bar to find the task you're struggling with, and it'll come up with what you need + other related how-to's:)
If you're having trouble navigating it, let me provide you with some examples:
How to clean dishes by hand
How to make your bed (with visual demonstrations of each step!)
How to fold clothes (with visual demonstrations of each step!)
How to take a shower & dry yourself off (also provides ways to shave beards, armpits, legs and genitals)
How to shave legs, armpits, beards, pubic areas, etc. (a more in-depth guide)
How to mop the floor
How to sweep the floor
How to swallow pills
How to make small talk
How to make eye contact in different situations (or how to avoid it while still looking natural)
It's also perfectly okay if these don't help or aren't appealing to you. Unfortunately, nothing helps everyone.
Also if the reason you don't know is developmental , intelectual or learning disabilities making you struggle even if you've been taught a bunch of times , you are so cool and awesome too :^) [smiley face ]
HOW TO TIE A TIE
I was legit so embarrassed at not knowing this that I wore dresses to every formal thing ever rather than "look stupid" and I prolonged great misery I could've avoided
so, for anyone who is like I was and not asking, here's a thing
many trans people have terrific bird names (jay, wren, raven, robin, piper) but it feels like shorebirds are underexplored territory.
avocet: 7/10 great sound, very elegant. fails the starbucks test
killdeer: 9/10 imagine meeting a killdeer at a party. banger
woodcock: 3/10 probably not worth it but extremely funny bit potential for a trans dude
plover: 10/10 this one's real actually. where are all the plovers
heron: 8/10 you'd get a lot of "hera" but that's good too
dowitcher, godwit: 4/10 but very dark souls
sora: this one's taken actually. sorry.
brant. willet. whimbrel. grebe. we're missing out folks
plover: 10/10 this
oneās real actually. where
are all the plovers
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Hehe.
it is currently
thirsty thursday!!!
hit that reblog button if ur just havin a lil sip
Glug glug glug
!!!IMPORTANT!!!
This hand signal displayed in these images is a hand signal that indicates ādangerā or āemergency situation.ā
A young female had been kidnapped by a predatory creep in North Carolina, and luckily she was able to recall a hand signal she saw from Tik Tok that she used to alert people that drove by the car she was in to let them know she was in danger. Two motorcyclists noticed as they drove behind her and were able to call authorities and successfully rescue her.
These hand signals saved a girlās life. And they could very well save yours too.
Be aware, be cautious, be safe.
old post but this is twt moots pinned so
You ever just randomly remember somthing
I just was on twt as per usual and thought "TUMBLR!" and then almost yelled it
anyways hiiiiiii
omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this
PAGE 1 OF 184
One entire row of āfās takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23 hours. You are a liar
You forgot that she was holding down the key. This accelerates the rate at which the fās appear;Ā once the āfās appear at a rapid rate, itās about 3.4 seconds per line. Also, 45 lines per page is generous - I counted and given that the page is Times New Roman, 12pt font, itās about 41 lines.Ā
This means that itās 139.4 seconds per page, times 184 is 25649.6 seconds, and that rounds out to about 7.1 hours, or 7 hours 7 minutes.Ā
Itās perfectly reasonable for her to have slept!
I hate sr dcs
Like damn bruhhh if ur internet is that bad dont play fucking sr
its funny how horribly the run can go after
Hellow tumblr!
Spltwt has too much drama so im back for a bit
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share your gendered terms you use as gender neutral anyways!
bro
man
sir
brother
#just thinkĀ Ā #when this gifset first passed my dashĀ Ā #however long ago that wasĀ Ā #I didnāt even recognize the name Elon MuskĀ Ā #what I wouldnāt give to return to that innocence
The fish are coming. They are coming for you, too. Run, hide, fight, survive.
none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed you
Posted Oct 9, 2012
Happy birthday to none pizza left beef
ok.
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
happy (late) birthday to none pizza left beef !!
This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably donāt know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. Itās also very expensiveā¦costing about ļæ„16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).
this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as kāuhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true
This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon.Ā It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.
Patrickmelon
The taste of this melon will always surprise you.
Iām fucking done with this site
This is the evermelon.
If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.
OH GOD I havenāt seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?
ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and Iām ebony black Ā (thatās how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u donāt know what dat is get da hell out of here!).
Nothing will ever be better than the last one
HASHBFJGJDHRJFKFKRJ
That last one took me out at the god damn kneecaps-
Someone wrote a really interesting article about why people believe these sorts of things so easily.
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
just saw a post where someone put ādetrans dniā and likeā¦ hey we should be supporting detransitioned people bc if we donāt terfs will
sometimes youāre wrong about your identity and thatās ok like i used to think i was bi but it turns out i was wrong and i know ppl who thought they were trans but it turns out they were wrong and it should be ok and accepted that sometimes people donāt get it right on the first try
@shadowknight1224 this is an excellent way of putting it thank you
This touches on something I have felt for a long time, which is that one of the reasons rigid queer labels and gatekeeping is so dangerous is because if you want to encourage people to explore their gender/sexuality, there has to be a safe "Actually I was wrong" option.
I went through so very much anxiety coming out, and when I really think about it it was squarely from the fear of being wrong about it all. That I was, at heart, a cishet woman, and therefore I was appropriating a label that didn't 'belong' to me, and I would (somehow) be harming other people by doing so. There's so much more unnecessary pressure if the sword hanging over your head is "But you do have to be right about this, you can't back out once you've even asked the question."
I think that is Bad. I think it makes fewer people ask the question. I think that includes those who need to ask, and would be much happier for it.
to summarize: one of the things the Q stands for is QUESTIONING
and that is as it should be
